江湖再见（1）

愚公和猴子酒？他们倒的确是去杀boss了，但是他们怎么可能抢别人的boss，微微对他们这点信心还是有的，八成是什么误会吧。

Yugong and Monkey Wine? They indeed went to kill the boss, but how could they possibly steal someone else's boss? Weiwei still had a bit of faith in them; it was likely a misunderstanding.

这样想着，本着澄清误会的心态，微微心平气和的说：“事情具体是怎么样的，可不可以说详细点？”

Thinking this way, with a mindset to clarify the misunderstanding, Weiwei calmly said, “Can you explain in detail what exactly happened?”

战天下：“芦苇你是不是该给我一个解释，你毕竟是我们帮的，你的队抢帮里人的boss怎么也说不过去，而且boss爆的东西是帮里人急要的，你看怎么解决吧。”

Zhan Tianxia: “Luwei, shouldn’t you give me an explanation? After all, you’re part of our guild. It’s unreasonable for your team to steal our guild member's boss, especially since the loot dropped is urgently needed by our members. You figure out how to resolve this.”

对方一个劲的兴师问罪，什么情况却半天讲不清楚，微微懒得再问他，便说：“我们帮谁的队伍？你告诉我名字，我去问愚公。”

The other party was relentless in blaming her, but the situation was unclear for a long time. Weiwei was too lazy to ask him further and said, “Which team are we from? Tell me the name, and I’ll ask Yugong.”

战天下隔了一会回了四个字：“小雨青青。”

After a while, Zhan Tianxia replied with four words: “Xiaoyu Qingqing.”

微微：“。。。。。。”

Weiwei: “......”

万分之囧不足以形容微微此时的心情，看看好友栏，雷神妮妮在线，便发消息给她：“小雨青青什么时候到我们帮来了？”

The level of embarrassment Weiwei felt at that moment was beyond description. She looked at her friends list, saw that Thunder God Nini was online, and sent her a message: “When did Xiaoyu Qingqing join our guild?”

小雨妖妖加入碧海潮声阁，微微是知道的，也并不奇怪。

Weiwei knew that Xiaoyu Yaoyao had joined Bihai Chaoshen Ge and found it nothing surprising.

结婚后老婆入老公的帮，或者老公跟着老婆跑是游戏里的常事。不过怎么小雨青青也来了？碧海潮声阁的收人标准什么时候这么低了。

It’s common in games for a wife to join her husband's guild, or for a husband to follow his wife. But why did Xiaoyu Qingqing also join? Has the membership standard of Bihai Chaoshen Ge become so low?

雷神妮妮很快回复：“上个星期吧，微微你不知道啊？”

Thunder God Nini quickly replied: “Last week, didn’t you know, Weiwei?”

微微：“不知道，谁收的？”

Weiwei: “I didn’t know. Who recruited her?”

雷神妮妮：“帮主啊，因为真水和妖妖的缘故熟起来就收了。哦，对，她们入帮的时候你不在线，小雨家族都并入我们帮了啊。”

Thunder God Nini: “The guild leader, because of Zhenshui and Yaoyao’s connections, he recruited her. Oh, right, you weren’t online when they joined, the entire Xiaoyu family was absorbed into our guild.”

微微：“……”。

Weiwei: “......”

雷神妮妮：“我说你怎么一点反应都没呢，我都没敢主动提。唉，其实小雨妖妖人倒还不错，但是那个小雨青青就很讨厌，老是对着帮里男的发嗲撒娇，恶心死了。微微啊，悄悄跟你说哦，我看见好几次小雨青青和战帮主单独在一起，还骑在一匹马上……”

Thunder God Nini: “I was wondering why you had no reaction at all; I didn’t dare to bring it up. Sigh, actually, Xiaoyu Yaoyao is quite nice, but that Xiaoyu Qingqing is really annoying, always acting cute and flirty with the guys in the guild. It’s disgusting. Weiwei, I’ll let you in on a secret; I’ve seen Xiaoyu Qingqing alone with the guild master several times, even riding on the same horse…”

微微一个问题，倒勾起了她的八卦瘾，滔滔不绝的说起来。微微此时没心情跟她八卦，对那些乱七八糟的事情也没兴趣，发消息问愚公：“愚公，你们杀boss的时候遇见小雨青青了？”

Weiwei’s question stirred up her gossip instincts, and she started talking non-stop. Weiwei was not in the mood to gossip with her and had no interest in all that nonsense. She sent a message to Yugong: “Yugong, did you encounter Xiaoyu Qingqing while fighting the boss?”

愚公：“好像是吧，没怎么注意，五六个队一起等着boss刷出来，我手快杀到了，嘿嘿，爆了件好装备，回头给你。你和老三任务做完了？”

Yugong: “I think so; I didn’t pay much attention. About five or six teams were waiting for the boss to respawn, and I was quick to kill it. Hehe, I got a good piece of equipment, and I’ll give it to you later. Have you and Lao San finished your quest?”

愚公如此说，已经没必要追问更多了，微微本来就不觉得他们会去抢别人boss，现在心神更定，轻松的回他：“没呢。”

Since Yugong said this, there was no need to ask more. Weiwei never thought they would steal someone else's boss in the first place. Now she was even more reassured and replied to him easily: “Not yet.”

愚公：“逊！老三太逊。”

Yugong: “Lame! Lao San is too lame.”

微微连忙捍卫奈何：“是任务BT！！！”

Weiwei quickly defended: “It's a difficult quest!!!”

不要随便诬蔑大神好不好。

Please don’t casually slander the expert.

微微一边跟愚公描述变态的任务，一边迅速的发消息给战天下：“战帮主，你不妨再问问小雨青青是怎么回事，然后最好给我个解释。”

While Weiwei described the difficult quest to Yugong, she quickly sent a message to Zhan Tianxia: “Guild leader, you might want to ask Xiaoyu Qingqing about what happened, and I hope you can give me an explanation.”

战天下：“什么意思？芦苇，我知道你对青青他们有意见，但是我希望你能就事论事。”

Zhan Tianxia: “What do you mean? Luwei, I know you have issues with Qingqing and them, but I hope you can stick to the facts.”

就事论事，她哪里不就事论事了？以前就觉得这个战天下处理事情有点缠夹不清，现在看来简直是神智不清。微微不再跟他废话，打开了帮派频道，喊小雨青青。

Stick to the facts? Where was she not sticking to the facts? She previously thought Zhan Tianxia handled things a bit muddled, and now it seemed he was completely confused. Weiwei no longer wanted to waste time with him. She opened the guild channel and called out to Xiaoyu Qingqing.

『帮派』[芦苇微微]：小雨青青。

`Guild` [Luwei Weiwei]: Xiaoyu Qingqing.

『帮派』[芦苇微微]：麻烦你跟战帮主解释一下，所谓我的队抢你的BOSS究竟是怎么回事。

`Guild` [Luwei Weiwei]: Could you please explain to Guild Leader Zhan what the situation is regarding my team stealing your BOSS?

一语激起千层浪，帮里原本潜水的人纷纷冒出来。

This sparked a wave of responses from the previously quiet guild members.

『帮派』[雷神妮妮]：微微，什么抢boss？

`Guild` [Thunder God Nini]: Weiwei, what’s this about stealing a boss?

『帮派』[阳大光]：怎么回事啊？

`Guild` [Yang Daguang]: What’s going on?

『帮派』[芦苇微微]：战帮主刚刚忽然质问我，我的队为什么抢了小雨青青队伍的boss，我和一笑奈何在任务中，没去打boss，问了愚公爬山和猴子酒，发现说法有些出入，现在想请小雨青青出来当面说清楚。

`Guild` [Luwei Weiwei]: Guild Leader Zhan just suddenly questioned me about why my team stole Xiaoyu Qingqing’s team’s boss. I was doing a quest with Yixiao Naihe and didn’t go to fight the boss. I asked Yugong, who mentioned something inconsistent. Now, I’d like to have Xiaoyu Qingqing clarify in person.

『帮派』[雷神妮妮]：哎，微微你又不在队伍里，关你什么事情啊。

`Guild` [Thunder God Nini]: Hey, Weiwei, you weren't even in the team, why does this concern you?

『帮派』[芦苇微微]：话虽如此，但如果愚公他们抢了，我也会负责。不过按照愚公的说法，只是一起等boss刷出来他们点得快而已。当然，这只是他们单方面的说法，我不会偏听偏信，所以在等小雨青青说明。

`Guild` [Luwei Weiwei]: True, but if Yugong and them did steal, I’d be responsible too. Based on Yugong's statement, they were just waiting for the boss to respawn, and they were quicker to attack. Of course, this is just their side of the story. I won’t listen to half-truths, so I'm waiting for Xiaoyu Qingqing to explain.

『帮派』[reyo]：小雨青青人呢？

`Guild` [reyo]: Where is Xiaoyu Qingqing?

『帮派』[孟浩然]：小雨青青你出来说究竟抢没抢啊。

`Guild` [Meng Haoran]: Xiaoyu Qingqing, please come out and clarify if there was a theft or not.

帮众们说得热闹，小雨青青却一直没出现，一会，小雨妖妖出来了。

The guild members were lively, yet Xiaoyu Qingqing had not shown up. After a while, Xiaoyu Yaoyao appeared.

『帮派』[小雨妖妖]：青青现在不在，大概是挂机人离开了。

`Guild` [Xiaoyu Yaoyao]: Qingqing is not here right now; she might be away from her computer.

挂机？

Away from her computer?

战天下现在也不出来说话了，难道也是挂机了？会有这么巧同时挂机？微微又不是傻子，当下就说：“小雨青青，你若不想说，我就在世界上问了，当时好几个队在，相信会有人愿意说一下当时是什么情况的。”

Zhan Tianxia was also silent; could it be that he’s away too? What a coincidence for both to go offline at the same time? Weiwei wasn't foolish. She immediately said: “Xiaoyu Qingqing, if you don’t want to say anything, I’ll just ask publicly. There were several teams present at that time, and I’m sure someone will be willing to share what really happened.”

这下小雨青青迅速的出来了。

Now Xiaoyu Qingqing quickly came online.

『帮派』[小雨青青]：我刚刚出去了耶，怎么回事啊？

`Guild` [Xiaoyu Qingqing]: I just stepped out; what’s going on?

『帮派』[小雨青青]：哦，这事啊。我就说抢boss啊，我没抢到，说他们抢走了boss，有什么说错了嘛，我又不知道天下会误会了跑去问你。

`Guild` [Xiaoyu Qingqing]: Oh, about this matter. I just mentioned stealing the boss—I didn’t actually steal it, I said they took the boss. What’s wrong with that? I had no idea Tianxia would misunderstand and ask you.

这却是把责任都推战天下身上了，微微本来就不喜欢这个小雨青青，现在更是鄙夷她没有担当。如果她真的只是这样说，战天下会这么理直气壮的来质问她？甚至暗示她交出装备？

This basically pushed the responsibility onto Zhan Tianxia. Weiwei already disliked Xiaoyu Qingqing, and now she felt even more disdain for her lack of accountability. If she really only said that, would Tianxia confront her without any qualms? Would he even imply she should hand over the equipment?

战天下又不是白痴。

Zhan Tianxia wasn't an idiot.

『帮派』[芦苇微微]：照你这么说，是战帮主故意曲解了你的话来诬蔑我？那战帮主该给我个解释了？被人冤枉很不好受啊。

`Guild` [Luwei Weiwei]: So you’re saying Guild Leader Zhan deliberately misinterpreted your words to slander me? Then Guild Leader Zhan should give me an explanation? Being wrongly accused is really uncomfortable.

『帮派』[真水无香]：看来是误会一场，大家就不要这么计较了。

`Guild` [Zhenshui Wuxiang]: It seems to be a misunderstanding; let’s all just not dwell on this.

误会？微微心中冷笑。

A misunderstanding? Weiwei sneered internally.

雷神妮妮发来私聊：“我觉得肯定是小雨青青向战天下撒娇卖乖说你坏话，结果没想到战天下会去问你，结果穿帮了。不过也难说，她经常这样哎，喊帮里的男生去帮她报仇啊什么的，说不定想借刀杀人？”

Thunder God Nini sent a private message: “I think Xiaoyu Qingqing must have flirted with Zhan Tianxia, trying to play nice while talking bad about you, not expecting Zhan Tianxia would come to ask you, and it backfired. But who knows, she often does this, asking the guys in the guild to help her take revenge or something. Maybe she wanted to use someone as a pawn?”

微微不客气地回复她：“那她借的这把刀也太钝了。”

Weiwei replied bluntly: “Then the knife she borrowed is way too dull.”

战天下一直没有回复，微微道：“战帮主也挂机了？”

Zhan Tianxia still didn’t reply. Weiwei said: “Is the guild leader also away?”