白衣红影

愚公过了会上来，虚弱状说：“我受伤了。”

Yugong came up weakly and said, "I’m injured."

莫扎他嘘他：“男人屁股摔一下也叫受伤。”

Mozhata dismissed him, "A man gets a little bump on his butt and calls it an injury."

愚公恼羞成怒：“内伤！我说的是内伤！”

Yugong was furious, "Internal injury! I’m talking about internal injury!"

微微：“你们住一起的啊。”

Weiwei said, "So you guys live together."

其实微微以前就从他们的对话中察觉到他们在现实中是认识的，而且似乎是大四的学生，因为有次看到他们说到毕业实习。

Actually, Weiwei had sensed from their conversations that they knew each other in real life, and they seemed to be seniors because she once saw them talking about graduation internships.

不过微微在游戏里从来不好奇别人现实中的事，所以也没问过，这次却是顺口。

However, Weiwei was never curious about others' real-life matters in the game, so she never asked. This time, it just slipped out.

猴子酒回答：“我们一个宿舍的。”

Monkey Wine replied, "We're in the same dorm."

果然！

Sure enough!

微微不自觉的看向奈何，那么大神竟然和自己一样是学生？为啥觉得有点不可思议呢，大神他就应该是……

Weiwei unconsciously glanced at Naihe. So the great god is also a student like her? Why does she find this a bit unbelievable? The great god should be...

想不出来应该是什么……

Can't figure out what he should be...

愚公说：“三嫂，奈何经常夜不归宿，你要好好管管。”

Yugong said, "Sister San, Naihe often stays out all night. You need to manage him well."

莫扎他：“他白天也不归宿！”

Mozhata chimed in, "He doesn’t even come back during the day!"

微微囧。

Weiwei was taken aback.

奈何说：“什么时候宿舍里没有你们半个月的袜子，我立刻搬回去。”

Naihe said, "When have you been without your socks for half a month in the dorm? I'll move back immediately."

莫扎他立刻说：“你还是住外面吧。”

Mozhata immediately replied, "You'd better stay outside."

微微汗了，早听说有男生积累了十几双袜子一起洗的，没想到这几只就是，忽然又想起之前愚公他们说黑人家电脑，不由有些怀疑的问：“难道你们是学计算机的？”

Weiwei broke a sweat; she had heard that some boys had piled up over a dozen pairs of socks to wash them together, and these few pairs were indeed it. She suddenly remembered that before Yugong and the others mentioned that they were black guys with computers, she couldn't help but ask in doubt, "Aren't you guys majoring in computer science?"

“正解！”

"Correct!"

好巧。

How coincidental.

微微说：“……我也是。”

Weiwei said, "…I am too."

“。。。。。。”

"……"

“竟然是小师妹！”

"You’re actually the little junior!"

愚公爬山：“完了，计算机系九男一女，小师妹如此彪悍，难道其实是小师弟！”

Yugong exclaimed, "That's it! In the Computer Science department, nine boys and one girl, the little junior is so fierce; could it actually be the little junior brother!"

微微：“...”

Weiwei: "..."

微微被他说得有点不好意思了：“真的很彪悍吗？我是说开场白……”

Weiwei felt a bit embarrassed by what he said: "Am I really that fierce? I meant my opening lines..."

居然把愚公都震内伤了。

She unexpectedly shocked Yugong into internal injury.

愚公说：“没有没有，挺好挺好，简直振聋发聩。”

Yugong replied, "No, no, it's good, really good; it's simply enlightening."

振聋发聩……

Enlightening...

微微觉得自己也内伤了，振聋发聩这么用，愚公以前的语文老师不知道会不会哭。

Weiwei felt she was also internally injured; she wondered if Yugong's former Chinese language teacher might cry at how 'enlightening' was used.

猴子酒提出意见：“好是好，不过那个‘留下男人来’最好改改，这里有四个男人，谁知道你要劫哪个，观众会产生误会。”

Monkey Wine suggested, "It's good, but that 'leave the men here' should be changed; there are four men here; who knows which one you want to rob? The audience will misunderstand."

奈何说：“不会误会，不用改。”

Naihe said, "There won’t be any misunderstanding; no need to change."

猴子酒：“？？？”

Monkey Wine: "???"

奈何说：“你们没有被劫的价值。”

Naihe continued, "You guys have no value to be robbed."

于是……

So...

PK又轰轰烈烈地开始了，这回是三打一。

The PK started vigorously again, this time it was three against one.

微微无语望天，她还没开始打劫呢，被劫的就开始内讧了。

Weiwei sighed and looked at the sky; she hadn't even started to rob, and those being robbed began to have internal conflict.

总之，在愚公同学带伤上阵的情况下，在闹了无数笑话之后，视频终于在两天后初步录好了。

In short, under the situation where Yugong battled with injuries and after causing countless laughs, the video was finally recorded in its initial form two days later.

抢劫之后的情节仍然是微微编的，微微编剧为了拉长时间，极尽狗血滥俗之能，博采众电视剧之所长。

The robbery scene was still written by Weiwei. To elongate the time, she went to great lengths to make it overly dramatic, collecting the strengths of various TV dramas.

具体情节如下：

The specific plot is as follows:

白衣琴师被抢回山寨（游戏里就有强盗窝的场景），女贼爱慕他斯文俊秀，想尽办法讨他欢心，白衣琴师不为所动，终日不言不语，在后山莲池旁郁郁弹琴。

The white-clad lute player was robbed and taken back to the stronghold (there's a scene in the game for a bandits' den), the female thief grew fond of him for his scholarly demeanor and tried all sorts of ways to win his favor. The white-clad lute player remained unmoved, silent every day, playing the lute gloomily by the lotus pool on the back mountain.

女贼终于决定放他回去，但又依依不舍，在他身后悄悄的跟着，恰好白衣琴师遭遇怪物，眼见就要丧身，女贼跳出来救了他。

The female thief finally decided to let him go but was reluctant, stealthily following him. Just then, the white-clad lute player encountered monsters, and in a moment of impending doom, the female thief jumped out and saved him.

琴师被感动了，接受了女贼，女贼欢欢喜喜的办喜事，不料洞房花烛夜，竟有官兵（愚公他们在贼窝外大喊一声带新人，一堆新手冲上来，现成的群众演员啊）攻打上山，贼众（强盗窝里的NPC们，可怜才20级）因为喝多了，毫无抵抗的被屠戮。

The lute player was moved and accepted the female thief. The female thief joyfully prepared for their wedding. However, on the wedding night, they were attacked by soldiers (Yugong and their team shouted ‘bringing the new couple!’ outside the bandit den, a bunch of newbies rushed in; a ready-made crowd of extras) who slaughtered the drunken thieves (the NPCs in the bandit den, unfortunately only level 20).

女贼本领高强，官兵抓不住他，转而攻击琴师，女贼把琴师护在身后，琴师却从琴中抽出捡来，毫不犹豫的刺入了女贼的后心。

The female thief had exceptional skills, and the soldiers couldn’t catch her, turning to attack the lute player. The female thief shielded the lute player behind her, but the lute player drew a sword from the lute he picked up and unhesitatingly stabbed her in the back.

原来，白衣琴师竟然是钦差，因这窝贼人占着地形复杂的优势始终剿灭不掉，来做卧底的。

It turned out that the white-clad lute player was actually an imperial envoy, sent to undercover as the band of thieves maintained their stronghold due to the geographical advantages.

结局部分乃全剧狗血之精华。

The ending part was the essence of the entire play's melodrama.

女贼死后，白衣琴师忽然醒悟到他已经爱上了她，抱着女贼的尸首从落霞峰上跳下去了。

After the female thief died, the white-clad lute player suddenly realized he had fallen in love with her and jumped off the Falling Sunset Peak with her corpse in his arms.

……

...

好吧，微微承认，这就是在恶搞.

Alright, Weiwei admitted this was just mocking.

微微以为这个剧本拿出去必然遭到众人唾弃，不料大家看后竟然都觉得不错，不过深入研究下，奈何大神觉得不错的原因是——他台词少。

She thought this script would certainly be met with scorn from everyone, but unexpectedly, everyone actually found it pretty good. However, upon deeper analysis, Naihe the great god felt it was good because—he had fewer lines.

愚公他们则是因为——没想到后面还有出场机会，还是正面角色，欣喜若狂ing！

Yugong and the others felt that they didn't expect to have another chance to appear later, still as positive roles, and were overjoyed!

微微只能再度无语了，果然是学计算机的一群，没有文艺细胞哇……

Weiwei could only be speechless again. It turns out they are a group of computer science students, completely lacking in artistic cells...

然而几天后，当奈何把视频后期做好发给她，微微就万分忏悔地把“没有文艺细胞”这句话收了回去。

However, a few days later, when Naihe finished the post-production of the video and sent it to her, Weiwei felt extremely remorseful and took back the statement "lacking artistic cells."

没有文艺细胞的是她和愚公他们，绝对不包括大神！

The one lacking artistic cells was her and Yugong and the others, definitely not the great god!

大神大神，无所不能！

Great god, great god, omnipotent!

收到视频那天微微又是晚课，回到宿舍上游戏，奈何已经下线了，给她留了一句话。

On the day when she received the video, Weiwei had evening classes again. When she returned to the dorm to play the game, Naihe had already gone offline and left her a message.

“有事先下，视频已经发到你信箱。”

"I had to leave for something, and the video has been sent to your inbox."

微微急忙打开信箱。

Weiwei hurriedly opened her inbox.

视频的后期制作包括剪辑、音乐、字幕、美工等等，本来微微想自己琢磨着做的，因为自己才大二，肯定比大四的人空闲。

The post-production of the video included editing, music, subtitles, and artwork, among other things. Originally, Weiwei wanted to figure it all out by herself since she was only a sophomore and would certainly have more free time than seniors.

不过奈何大神却说他做，出于对大神无条件的信任，微微当然一点意见都没有。

However, the great god Naihe said he would do it. Out of unconditional trust in the great god, Weiwei naturally had no objections.

下了十几分钟，视频才下好，微微迫不及待打开，只看了几秒钟，光片头就把她震住了。

After downloading for more than ten minutes, the video was finally ready. Weiwei couldn’t wait to open it. After just a few seconds of viewing, she was stunned by the opening sequence.

太精美了。

So exquisite.

其实说简单也简单，不过是黑底红字，但是不知道奈何从哪里找来这么合适的字，气势万钧而苍劲洒脱，分解成一笔一笔写上去，再做了个光的效果，一层浮光从字面上跃过，简单却又华丽，非常有感觉。

Actually, it was simple; it was just a black background with red text, but she didn't know where Naihe found such fitting words. They were powerful and vigorous, written stroke by stroke, adding a light effect that made a layer of light skim over the text, straightforward yet magnificent; it was very captivating.

微微反复把片头看了几遍，才往下看。

Weiwei repeatedly watched the opening several times before moving on.

大神显然用足了心的，剪辑、字幕、配乐无一不恰到好处，尤其是配乐，让微微很惊喜。

The great god obviously put in a lot of effort; the editing, subtitles, and soundtrack were all perfectly fitting, especially the background music, which pleasantly surprised Weiwei.

并没有像很多参赛视频那样用的是流行乐，而是多用古代民族乐器，开头抢劫部分是欢快的笛子，之后则多用古筝，非常适合白衣琴师的身份。

Unlike many competition videos that use popular music, here ancient ethnic instruments were used more, with the cheerful flute during the robbery scene followed by the guzheng, which was very suitable for the identity of the white-clad lute player.

嗯，这样淙淙的乐声应该是古筝吧，微微对乐器没研究，以前初高中的音乐欣赏课都是用来偷偷写作业的，还是第一次像今天这样听得入神。

Hmm, that soft, flowing sound should be from the guzheng. Weiwei didn’t research instruments; during music appreciation classes in middle and high school, she used the time to secretly do homework. This was the first time she was so engrossed in listening like today.

显然一切都没有可挑剔的地方，微微干脆就纯欣赏了。

Evidently, everything was impeccable. Weiwei simply enjoyed it.

虽然这个故事是悲剧，但是由于一直抱着恶搞的心态，再加上录制过程中笑料太多，微微看得很是欢快。

Although this story was a tragedy, because she maintained a mocking attitude throughout and there were too many laughs during the recording, she found it quite enjoyable.

然而情节到白衣琴师拔剑的时候，筝音中却忽现杀伐之气，剑毫无停滞的刺入女贼的后心，音乐在同时铮的一声倏然静止。

However, when the plot reached the moment the white-clad lute player drew his sword, a killing intent suddenly arose in the zither music. The sword pierced the female thief’s back without hesitation, and the music abruptly stopped with a clang.

微微的心剧烈的一跳。

Weiwei’s heart jumped violently.

而后，微微还没缓过神来，竟发现下面的剧情变了。

After that, before she could come to her senses, she even found that the following plot had changed.

本来之后的情节应该是白衣琴师抱着女贼站在落霞峰准备跳崖了，可是画面却变成了白衣琴师和青衫武将（愚公同学扮演）站在了一座坟前，静静的望着坟墓。

Originally, the subsequent scene should have shown the white-clad lute player holding the female thief, standing on the Falling Sunset Peak, ready to jump off, but the scene shifted to the white-clad lute player standing in front of a tomb alongside a blue-clad warrior (played by Yugong), quietly gazing at the grave.

青衫武将说：“你可以不杀她。”

The blue-clad warrior said, "You didn't have to kill her."

白衣琴师只是沉默，很久才道：“与其让她活着恨我，不如死了。”

The white-clad lute player merely remained silent for a long time before replying, "Better she dies than live on hating me."

微微怔住。

Weiwei was stunned.

忽然意识到，从这句话开始，视频中的白衣琴师已经不再是她剧本中的那个了。

Suddenly realizing, from this sentence onward, the video’s white-clad lute player was no longer the one in her script.

白衣琴师从此隐居在山脚下一间小屋中，微微认出这是游戏里一个小场景，落霞峰下无人居。

The white-clad lute player then lived in a small house at the foot of the mountain. Weiwei recognized this as a small scene from the game—the uninhabited area beneath Falling Sunset Peak.

青衫武将又一次出现。“你立下大功，世袭爵位唾手可得，为什么要隐居在这荒郊野外？”

The blue-clad warrior appeared again. "You have achieved great merit; a hereditary title is within reach. Why do you hide in this remote wilderness?"

白衣琴师没有回答，只是弹着手中的琴，神兽小猫在他身边欢快的跑来跑去。

The white-clad lute player did not answer but played the lute in his hands, a small beast cat joyously running around beside him.

眼前的画面水纹般破裂，场景变成了后山莲池，彷佛是琴师的回忆，带着朦胧的色彩。

The scene before her fractured like ripples, transforming into the back mountain lotus pool, as if it were the lute player’s memory, laden with hazy colors.

白衣琴师在抚琴，女贼坐在他身边，这时微微听到了自己的声音。

The white-clad lute player was playing his lute while the female thief sat next to him. At this point, Weiwei heard her own voice.

这段声音是前天奈何忽然叫她录的，说可能要用。录的台词是女贼放琴师走之前说的一段话，狗血无比，微微万分不好意思的念了一遍匆匆交差，没想到真的用进去了。

It was the line Naihe had suddenly asked her to record two days ago, saying it might be used. The line was something the female thief said before letting the lute player go, ridiculously melodramatic. Weiwei had felt very embarrassed reading it quickly, but unexpectedly, it was included.

好像已经处理过了，她的声音显得模糊而遥远，仿佛来自虚空。

It seemed to be processed; her voice sounded vague and distant, as if coming from the void.

“我爷爷是强盗，我爸爸是强盗，所以我生来就是一个强盗，除了强盗我不知道做什么，什么也不会做，还有这整个寨子的人。”

"My grandfather was a bandit, my father was a bandit, so I’m born a bandit. I don’t know how to do anything other than banditry, nor does everyone in this village."

“你这么讨厌我，其实我没杀过人，不是最坏吧，不过还是坏的。”

"You hate me so much, but I’ve never killed anyone. Doesn’t that make me not the worst? But I am still bad."

“我也想和山下的姑娘一样，养点小鸡小鸭，日出而做日落而归，平平静静的过日子，不过这只是一个梦而已，永远不会实现。”

"I also want to live a quiet life like the girls down in the village, raising a few chicks and ducks, going to work at sunrise and returning at sunset, living a peaceful life, but that's just a dream that will never come true."

“你走吧，我放你走。”

"Go on, I’ll let you go."

画面又转回来，青衫武将激愤的质问：“你有大好的前程，为何要在这荒村野地荒废人生！”

The scene shifted back, and the blue-clad warrior furiously questioned, "You have a bright future ahead, why waste your life in this desolate village!"

然后是一个清淡而缥缈的声音。“这也是我的梦。”

Then came a faint and ethereal voice. "This is also my dream."

整个视频的对话都是用字幕完成，只有最后这几句是真人的语音，石破惊天般出现，然后戛然而止，筝音重新响起，哀哀欲绝，渐渐消散。

The entire video’s dialogue was completed with subtitles, but only the last few lines were real voices, crashing into the scene dramatically, then abruptly stopping. The zither music resumed, filled with sorrow, gradually dissipating.

最后的画面是红衣女贼和白衣琴师在莲池旁，琴师抚琴，女贼舞刀，两人衣袂飞扬鲜活灿烂，而后画面越来越淡，逐渐变成黑白。

The final scene was of the red-clad female thief and the white-clad lute player beside the lotus pool; the lute player played while the female thief danced with her knife. Both garments fluttered vividly and brilliantly, and then the scene gradually faded, turning to black and white.

定格。

Frozen.

画面上抚琴的白衣琴师依旧白衣飘飘。

The white-clad lute player still appeared elegant in his white clothes.

舞刀的红衣女贼一身红衣已经苍白。

The red-clad female thief, clad in red, had turned pale.

微微心中一恸，眼眶忽然湿了。

Weiwei's heart ached, and her eyes suddenly became wet.