小雨家族

想起做这个任务的悲惨经历，微微开始有点同情他了，不过同情归同情，这人说话实在讨厌，砍一阵再说，反正是按了自动电脑操作的，她的手又不会酸。

Remembering the tragic experience of doing this task, Weiwei began to feel a bit of sympathy for him. However, sympathy aside, this person's way of speaking was truly annoying. She thought she could just keep chopping away; after all, it was under automatic computer operation, and her hands wouldn’t get tired.

于是微微就泡泡茶喝喝水，和奈何聊几句，奈何似乎也有别的事情在做，回答的并不迅速，微微干脆又低头做起题目。

So, Weiwei brewed some tea and chatted a bit with Naihe. Naihe seemed to have other things to do, responding rather slowly, so Weiwei simply lowered her head and continued with her work.

等到一篇阅读做完抬头，却见天山雪池旁多了三个女玩家，ID分别是小雨青青，小雨霏霏，小雨绵绵。

When she finally finished a reading section and looked up, she noticed three female players by the Tianshan Snow Pool, with IDs Xiao Yu Qingqing, Xiao Yu Feifei, and Xiao Yu Mianmian.

小雨家族？

The Xiao Yu family?

她们怎么会在这里？

How did they end up here?

小雨青青正在说话：“喂，你怎么不理人的？”

Xiao Yu Qingqing was speaking: "Hey, why are you ignoring us?"

微微皱眉，打开之前的聊天记录：（游戏里的聊天记录会把当前场景所有玩家的对话都记下）

Weiwei frowned and opened the previous chat records: (The game’s chat records keep track of all players’ conversations in the current scene.)

『当前』[小雨青青]：是一笑奈何。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: It’s Yi Xiao Nai He.

『当前』[小雨绵绵]：那个女的也在，好过份，欺负等级低的。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Mianmian]: That girl is here too; it’s too much to bully someone with a lower level.

『当前』[小雨霏霏]：是耶，而且故意折磨人，一点一点血的杀。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Feifei]: Right? And she deliberately tortures people, killing them little by little.

『当前』[小雨绵绵]：哎呀，是魔道誓血。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Mianmian]: Alas, it’s Mo Dao Shie Xue.

『当前』[小雨青青]：你认识？

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: Do you know her?

『当前』[小雨绵绵]：给我仙踪鞋的那个，帮过我几次任务。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Mianmian]: She’s the one who gave me the Fairy Shoes, helped me with a few tasks.

『当前』[小雨青青]：要不要管？

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: Should we do something about it?

『当前』[小雨霏霏]：打不过吧？

『Current』[Xiao Yu Feifei]: Can’t beat her, can we?

『当前』[小雨青青]：讲理呗。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: Let’s reason with her.

『当前』[小雨青青]：喂，一笑奈何，你可是高手高高手耶（笑脸表情），欺负等级低的，算什么英雄好汉。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: Hey, Yi Xiao Nai He, you’re a super expert, bullying someone with a lower level, what kind of hero are you?

『当前』[小雨绵绵]：就是，还二打一。

『Current』[Xiao Yu Mianmian]: Exactly, it’s two against one.

『当前』[小雨青青]：喂，你怎么不理人的？

『Current』[Xiao Yu Qingqing]: Hey, why are you ignoring us?

所有的喊话都是对着一旁闲着的一笑奈何去的，直接砍人的微微倒被忽视了。奈何不知道是不在还是不想搭理，并没有回话。

All the shouting was directed at the idle Yi Xiao Nai He next to them, while the one doing the chopping, Weiwei, was completely overlooked. Naihe, whether he didn’t want to acknowledge them or didn’t hear, didn’t respond.

微微虽然觉得她们这个头出的莫明其妙，但是还是耐着性子解释了下：“我们在解决私人恩怨，路过的请继续路过。”

Although Weiwei found their sudden confrontation baffling, she patiently explained, "We're resolving a personal grudge; please continue on your way."

小雨绵绵：“有什么私人恩怨要这么折磨人，游戏而已。”

Xiao Yu Mianmian: "What personal grudge requires torturing someone? It's just a game."

微微有些恼了，正要打字措词强硬些，奈何说话了：“多事，不想死的立刻消失。”

Weiwei felt a bit irritated and was about to type a more forceful response when Naihe spoke: "Mind your own business; those who don’t want to die should vanish immediately."

同时微微接到他的私聊消息：“刚刚离开了，你继续，我来解决。”

At the same time, Weiwei received a private message from him: "I just left; you continue. I’ll handle it."

微微囧。

Weiwei was speechless.

大神你确定你是在解决，不是在挑衅么＝ ＝

Are you sure you are resolving this and not provoking? = =

小雨青青等人果然爆了。其实她们虽然举着路见不平的旗子，对一笑奈何这样的高手，心中也不无仰慕和幻想的，不过一笑奈何这句话立刻把这种仰慕幻想给碾碎了。

Sure enough, the Xiao Yu trio exploded with indignation. Although they held aloft the banner of standing up against injustice, they couldn’t help but admire and fantasize about someone as skilled as Yi Xiao Nai He. However, Yi Xiao Nai He’s words immediately crushed that admiration.

小雨青青：“喂，你们太过分了！”

Xiao Yu Qingqing: "Hey, you’ve gone too far!"

小雨绵绵：“就是！本服第一很了不起吗，对女生这么说话太没风度了。”

Xiao Yu Mianmian: "Exactly! Being the best in the server is impressive? Talking to girls like that is really uncouth."

切，微微不屑。她们用“那个女的”来称呼人，很有礼貌很有风度么？微微乐呵呵的把话还她们：“游戏而已，生什么气。”

Tch, Weiwei scoffed. Referring to someone as “that girl,” isn’t that polite or classy? With a cheerful smile, she retorted, "It's just a game; why get so worked up?"

小雨霏霏：“游戏就可以乱骂人吗？！游戏就可以等级高的随便欺负等级低的吗？！”

Xiao Yu Feifei: "Just because it's a game means you can insult people?! Just because you're higher level, you can bully lower ones?!”

微微无语望天，真是典型的双重标准啊，和这种人对话，对一个学理科且逻辑不错的人来说真是一种折磨。

Weiwei looked up, dumbfounded as the typical double standards played out before her. Dialoguing with such people was truly torturous for someone with a solid logic and analytical background.

微微最怕跟自相矛盾且自以为有理的人说话，干脆的说：“江湖规矩，PK吧，你们四我们二，赢了你们把人带走，以后我们都不会找他麻烦。”

Weiwei dreaded talking to those who were self-contradictory and thought they had a valid point, so she straightforwardly said, "Let's settle this the traditional way—PK. Four of you against two of us. If you win, take her away, and we won’t trouble her again."

一笑奈何说：“你休息，我来。”

Yi Xiao Nai He said, "You rest; I'll take over."

白衣琴师上前一步，姿态优雅的站在了红衣女侠身前。微微想到大神平时那彪悍的操作，发了个笑脸说：“好，那我参观^_^”

The white-clad Qinshi stepped gracefully in front of the red-clad heroine. Weiwei recalled the fierce operations of the master and sent a smiling face saying, "Alright, I'll observe ^_^"

小雨家族的三人却没有应战，刚刚芦苇微微发出战书的时候她们还有信心一试，然而一笑奈何这样轻描淡写的一说，她们却被他的自信弄得犹豫起来。

However, the three from the Xiao Yu family did not respond to the challenge. When Weiwei issued the challenge, they had confidence to give it a go, but now, with Yi Xiao Nai He's casual attitude, it caused them to hesitate.

一个琴师，再厉害再强大，真的可以以一敌四？

Can a single Qinshi really take on four opponents?

她们的人物站着不动，用私聊商量着，一直沉默着的魔道誓血头顶冒出几行字：“什么PK，怎么回事？大姐，你怎么不砍了，继续啊，靠，老子洗了个澡回来还没砍完。”

They stood still, discussing privately. The usually quiet Mo Dao Shie Xue's head popped up with a few lines of text: "What PK? What’s going on? Big Sister, why aren’t you attacking? Keep going! Damn, I just took a shower and I haven’t finished."

小雨绵绵：“誓血，是我。”

Xiao Yu Mianmian: "Shie Xue, it’s me."

魔道誓血：“绵绵，你怎么在？”

Mo Dao Shie Xue: "Mianmian, how are you here?"

小雨绵绵：“我来帮你。”

Xiao Yu Mianmian: "I came to help you."

魔道誓血翻了翻聊天记录，不禁头大，这个小雨绵绵他还满熟悉的，一起玩过很多次，不过以前没见她这么打抱不平过啊，自己竟然这么有面子？要是来几个高手，那么恩怨两清也不错，但是这几个女人能顶什么事，而且还是小雨家族的，魔道誓血不禁想起了小雨妖妖，虽然她不在，但是说起小雨家族，肯定先想起小雨妖妖，小雨妖妖据说甩了一笑奈何，又抢了芦苇微微的老公……

Mo Dao Shie Xue scrolled through the chat records, feeling a headache. He was quite familiar with Xiao Yu Mianmian, having played many times together, but he had never seen her stand up for someone before—did that mean he had some face? If a few experts showed up, it might clear up the grudge, but what could these women do? They were from the Xiao Yu family; he couldn’t help but think of Xiao Yu Yaoyao, who, although not present, certainly led his thoughts there. Rumor had it that she had outclassed Yi Xiao Nai He and snatched away Weiwei’s partner...

靠！他还想好好玩游戏呢，可不想莫明其妙被拖进本服最八卦的恩怨情仇里面，而且一笑和芦苇这对怨夫怨妇又记恨又变态，实在不好惹，被他们惦记上了绝对没好事。

Damn it! He just wanted to enjoy the game and didn’t want to be dragged into the server's most gossipy feud, especially since Yi Xiao Nai He and Weiwei were both bitter and twisted—it was really not easy to deal with them. Getting into their sights would definitely lead to no good.

尤其是一笑奈何，中午他就遇见过他，当时一笑奈何好像没看见他似的，结果晚上居然等在天山雪池……

Especially after encountering Yi Xiao Nai He at noon, who had seemingly ignored him, now he was waiting at Tianshan Snow Pool...

难道他知道他在做连环任务，所以故意在最后一关等他？

Did he know that he was working on a long quest and was deliberately waiting for him at the last stage?

不可能啊，他怎么可能知道。

No way, he couldn’t possibly know.

魔道誓血越想越冷汗，眼前绝对任务第一，为了做这个任务连续上网八九个小时了，绝对不能有错，死一次没关系，反正前面他还没死。

The more Mo Dao Shie Xue thought about it, the colder his sweat became. He had been online for eight or nine hours to complete the top quest and could not afford to make a mistake. Dying once was fine; after all, he hadn’t died yet up to this point.

这样一想他连忙说：“不用了，有点恩怨解决了也好，再说美女是用来疼的，哈哈哈哈，怎么能让你们动手，那我多没面子。”

Thinking this, he quickly said, "It’s fine; resolving some grudges can be good. Moreover, beauties are meant to be cherished, hahaha, how could I let you all get your hands dirty? That would be embarrassing."

几个义愤填膺的女人没想到“受害者”竟然如此不领情，一时竟没有话讲，小雨青青哼了一声，三人愤愤离开了。

The furious women didn’t expect the "victim" to be so ungrateful, and for a moment they were left speechless. Xiao Yu Qingqing huffed, and the three angrily left.

魔道誓血说：“大姐，你继续砍，还有两百点血，我再去把衣服洗了，你总能砍完了吧。”

Mo Dao Shie Xue said, "Big Sister, you keep chopping; there are two hundred hit points left. I’ll go wash my clothes again—surely you can finish, right?"

微微不禁好笑，原来刚刚三个人都是一心二用，各干各事去了。这人可恶归可恶，倒也有几分有趣，就是嘴巴太坏，微微收起了刀，“算了，不砍了。”

Weiwei couldn’t help but laugh. It turned out that earlier, all three of them had been multitasking, doing their own things. Though he was detestable, he was also somewhat interesting—just had a nasty mouth. Weiwei put away her weapon, saying, "Forget it, I won’t chop anymore."

微微：“浪费电费上网费，还不如去采药”

Weiwei: "What a waste of electricity and internet fees; it’s better to go gather herbs."

一笑奈何：“一起去。”

Yi Xiao Nai He: "Let’s go together."

两人共骑飞快的消失，而魔道誓血虽然没人砍了，却仍然闪着绿光留在原地……

The two rode off swiftly, while Mo Dao Shie Xue remained in place, still glowing green...