跟班微微

虽然说已经成为夫妻了，但是微微是这么定义奈何和自己的关系的。

Although they have become a couple, Wei Wei defines her relationship with Nai He in this way.

大神和跟班。

The great god and the follower.

当然，奈何是那个大神，她是那个跟班，砍怪冲在前面，跑腿抢在第一……至于微微为什么有如此觉悟，当然是因为那套仙器啦。

Of course, Nai He is the great god, and she is the follower, charging ahead to fight monsters, always first to run errands... As for why Wei Wei has such awareness, it's certainly because of that set of fairy equipment.

白拿人家东西实在不好意思，微微决定做苦力还债！

Feeling really embarrassed to take someone else's stuff for free, Wei Wei decided to work hard to pay it back!

婚后的日子说起来也没什么不同，大部分时间微微还是和愚公他们一起做任务升级，只是时不时会和奈何脱离队伍去过下二人世界。

Life after marriage isn’t really much different; most of the time, Wei Wei is still doing quests and leveling up with Yu Gong and the others. It’s just that now and then, she would break away from the group with Nai He to enjoy a bit of their world together.

而所谓的二人世界，其实就是做夫妻任务啦。

And this so-called world for two is essentially about completing couple tasks.

在梦游江湖里，男女玩家结婚后，会随机产生三项夫妻技能，如果夫妻同时进行战斗，这三项技能会有一定的几率主动释放。

In the game Dreaming of the Jianghu, when male and female players marry, they randomly gain three couple skills. If the couple fights together, these skills have a certain chance to activate.

而三项技能的升级，主要是靠夫妻的亲密度，亲密度的获得，除了让人很无语的同房外，最速成的就是做夫妻任务了。

The upgrades for these three skills mainly rely on the couple’s intimacy. The way to gain intimacy, apart from the somewhat frustrating act of sharing a room, the fastest way is to do couple tasks together.

其实男女玩家在30级的时候就能结婚了，所以对于“晚婚”的微微和一笑奈何来说，前期的夫妻任务简直就像吃白菜那么简单，所有打斗都用不到奈何大神上场，微微一个人就能搞定了。

Actually, male and female players can marry at level 30, so for “late married” Wei Wei and Yi Xiao Nai He, the early couple tasks are as easy as eating cabbage; all the fighting can be handled by Wei Wei alone without needing the great god Nai He to step in.

于是常见的画面就是，红衣女侠冲在前面砍啊砍，而白衣琴师则坐在树下溪边，悠闲写意的弹着琴。

Thus, a common scene is that the red-clad female hero charges ahead slashing away while the white-clad musician sits leisurely under a tree by the creek, casually playing the zither.

不管怎么说，画面看上去还是很神仙很眷侣的。

No matter how you look at it, the scene still appears quite fairy-like and affectionate.

这天微微和奈何又去做任务，愚公爬山和猴子酒闲着无聊，硬要跟着凑热闹，结果连遇几场打斗，都是微微上阵杀敌。

One day, Wei Wei and Nai He went off to do a task again, while Yu Gong climbed the mountain and Monkey Wine, bored, insisted on tagging along. As a result, they encountered several battles, all of which Wei Wei fought in.

奈何在一旁看看风景散散步，偶尔才给微微加一下血，两人不由大为愤慨，指责奈何：“你太无耻了，居然躲在嫂子后面白拿经验！”

Nai He, on the other hand, merely stopped to enjoy the scenery and walk around, occasionally healing Wei Wei. The two men could not help but feel indignant, accusing Nai He: "How shameless! You’re hiding behind your sister-in-law to get free experience!"

奈何半点羞愧都没有，发了个叹息的表情，答曰：“软饭吃多了，慢慢就习惯了。”说完又补充了一句，“你们这种没夫人保护的人是不会懂的。”

Nai He showed no shame at all, released a sighing emoji, and replied, “Eating soft rice too often, I’ve gradually gotten used to it.” He then added, “You guys wouldn’t understand because you don’t have a lady to protect you.”

愚公爬山和猴子酒被猛烈地刺激了，愤怒的组队和奈何PK，可惜二打一还是输了，躺在地上装死不肯起来。

Yu Gong and Monkey Wine were greatly stimulated by this, angrily teaming up to PK Nai He. Unfortunately, even two against one, they still lost, lying on the ground pretending to be dead and refusing to get up.

微微正好杀完怪回头，一个不留神，从他们尸体上踩过去了。

Just as Wei Wei finished off the monsters and turned around, she inadvertently stepped over their bodies.

愚公爬山立刻哀嚎：“嫂子不领情就算了，居然还踩我们，我死不瞑目啊！”

Yu Gong immediately wailed: “Sister-in-law, not only do you not appreciate our help, but you even stepped on us! I can't die peacefully!”

猴子酒：“果然夫妻同心，家务事果然不能管啊。”

Monkey Wine: “Indeed, a couple’s hearts are united; household matters definitely should not be interfered with.”

微微黑线万丈。这些家伙肯定又被奈何欺负了，转而来调侃她，这些人一调侃起来就没完没了，反正今天的任务做完了，微微连忙说：“我去采药。”

Wei Wei was struck by their complaints. These guys must have been bullied by Nai He again, turning around to mock her instead. Once they start mocking, they never stop. Since today’s tasks were done, Wei Wei hurriedly said, “I’m going to gather herbs.”

扔下奈何飞快的闪了。

She left Nai He behind and quickly dashed away.

游戏里采集药材很无聊的，就是在指定的地点点击采集，然后就开始傻站。

Gathering herbs in the game is very boring; you just click on the designated spots to collect and then stand around doing nothing.

微微一边采集，一边又拿了六级卷子开始做。今年微微报了六级考试，其实去年宿舍里就有人报了，不过微微那时候没把握拿优秀，就没跟着报。

While gathering, Wei Wei also pulled out her level six exam papers to start studying. This year, she registered for the level six exam; actually, someone in the dorm signed up last year, but Wei Wei didn’t feel confident about getting excellent, so she didn’t register then.

采了一会，好友栏闪起来，点开是奈何的消息，“来天山雪池西。”

After gathering for a while, a message popped up from her friend list; it was from Nai He, “Come to the west of Tianshan Snow Pool.”

微微飞快的跑过去。

Wei Wei quickly ran over.

天山雪池是目前最高级的场景之一，怪物都很生猛，所以玩家并不多，微微一眼就看到雪池西边的一笑奈何，他身边还站着另外一个男玩家，不过那个男玩家身上却闪着绿色的光芒，彷佛是中了“定身咒”的样子。

Tianshan Snow Pool is currently one of the highest-level scenes, and the monsters there are fierce, so not many players are around. Wei Wei immediately spotted Yi Xiao Nai He on the west side of the snow pool. Next to him stood another male player, but that player was glowing with a green light, as if under a “holding spell.”

定身咒是非常高级且变态的法术，一旦中了，连逃跑都不能，只能傻站着挨打等时效过去，奈何家的神兽小猫就有此技能，果然走过去，奈何说：“我用宝宝把他定住了，你慢慢砍他。”

The holding spell is a very advanced and perverted spell; once hit, the player can’t even run away, can only stand there and take hits until the effect wears off. The divine beast cat of Nai He possesses this skill too. Sure enough, as Wei Wei walked closer, Nai He said, “I’ve held him with my pet; you can slowly chop him up.”

微微疑惑，砍她理解，但是，“慢慢？”

Wei Wei was confused; she understood chopping, but “slowly?”

“嗯，换最差的武器，一点一点慢慢砍。”

“Yeah, switch to the worst weapon and chop slowly, bit by bit.”

一点一点……汗，大神难道和这个人有仇？

Bit by bit... Sweat, does the great god have a grudge against this person?

微微看向那个玩家的ID，魔道誓血，似乎有点眼熟的样子。

Wei Wei glanced at the player’s ID, Mo Dao Shi Xue, which seemed a bit familiar.

这时魔道誓血骂起来：“我靠！一笑奈何！老子不就是骂你一声捡破鞋，有种直接把老子砍死，喊你女人来玩我算什么。”

At that moment, Mo Dao Shi Xue started cursing: “Damn! Yi Xiao Nai He! Isn’t it just that I called you a broken shoe? If you have the guts, just kill me. What’s it to you to have your woman come and play me?”

囧！

OMG!

微微想起来了，怪不得这人的ID这么眼熟，原来是结婚那天在世界频道里面嘲笑一笑奈何捡真水无香破鞋的那个，当时她还记了他的ID，想着见一次砍一次的，不过最近玩得太开心忘记了。

Wei Wei remembered now; no wonder this person’s ID seemed so familiar. He was the one who mocked Yi Xiao Nai He for picking up the broken shoe of Zhen Shui Wu Xiang on their wedding day in the world channel. She had noted his ID back then, thinking she’d take a shot at him every time she saw him, but she had been too engrossed in playing lately and had forgotten.

微微看向站在一边白衣飘飘的一笑奈何，还以为他根本没注意呢，没想到他不仅看到了，还记得这么牢，而且在这之前他提都没和她提过，仿佛没这回事似的……

Wei Wei looked over at the elegant Yi Xiao Nai He standing to the side, initially thinking he hadn’t noticed at all. She didn’t expect him not only to have seen it but also to remember it so vividly, and before this, he had never mentioned it to her, as if it never happened...

微微一边巩固着大神绝对不可以得罪的信念，一边不停的在包裹里翻东西。

Wei Wei reinforced her belief that one must never offend the great god while continually rummaging through her inventory.

魔道誓血看芦苇微微久久没有动作，心中不由生出希望，以为女人毕竟心软不会把他怎么样，不料一会却见她头上飘出一个大大笑脸和一行字：“哈哈，找到了，幸亏我的新手装没有扔！”

Seeing Lu Wei Wei standing there for a long time without action, Mo Dao Shi Xue couldn't help but feel hopeful, thinking that women are soft-hearted and would not harm him. However, before long, he saw a big smiley face and a line of text appear above her head: “Haha, found it! Luckily, I didn’t throw away my newbie gear!”

魔道誓血简直要气昏，眼睁睁的看着女侠拿着把破刀砍来，自己头顶袅袅升起一个红色的伤害值——“1”。

Mo Dao Shi Xue was exasperated, watching the female hero bring out a broken knife to slash at him, a red damage value floating over his head—“1.”

一点！

One point!

以他几千的血量，他岂不是要被砍几千下！

With his several thousand health points, wasn’t he going to be chopped thousands of times?

微微按了自动，愉快的看着游戏里的红衣女侠左砍右砍上砍下砍，魔道誓血不停的叫骂，不过内容都是要一笑奈何给他一个痛快。

Wei Wei hit the auto-combat button and happily watched her red-clad female hero chop here and slice there, while Mo Dao Shi Xue kept cursing, demanding Yi Xiao Nai He give him a quick death.

“我嘴贱你杀我一次我也认了，给我个痛快！”

“I admit it if I run my mouth and you kill me once, just give me a quick death!”

一笑奈何悠悠道：“不用担心，你不会死，血快没的时候我帮你疗伤。”

Yi Xiao Nai He indifferently responded, “Don’t worry, you won’t die; when your health gets low, I’ll heal you.”

微微觉得有点奇怪，既然魔道都想死了，那不如下线好了。

Wei Wei found this a bit strange. Since Mo Dao was already wanting to die, wouldn’t it be better to just log off?

打斗中玩家下线，系统会按照情况做出逃跑或者死亡的判断，魔道反正死都不怕，干吗站着让他们砍呢。

In battles, if a player logs off, the system determines flight or death based on the situation. Since Mo Dao didn't fear death at all, why was he standing there allowing them to chop at him?

微微发消息给奈何：“他是不是气傻了？干吗不下线啊。”

Wei Wei messaged Nai He: “Is he dumb with anger? Why doesn’t he log off?”

很快奈何的消息回来，“他在做连环任务。”

Soon Nai He’s message came back, “He’s doing a chain quest.”

微微简直绝倒。

Wei Wei was practically doubled over with laughter.

大神你真是、真是令人发指！太阴险毒辣了。

Great god, you truly are, truly too outrageous! So insidiously vicious.

连环任务，梦游江湖里最BT的任务就是连环任务，此类任务变态在于，不管你做了多少环，只要没完成最后一环，就一点经验都没有，而如果完成了最后一环，那经验和奖励是超级丰厚的。

Chain quests, in the Dreaming of the Jianghu, are the most ridiculous type of quests. They’re twisted because no matter how many rings you complete, if you don’t finish the last ring, you get zero experience. However, if you do finish the last ring, the experience and rewards are immensely generous.

另外，连环任务规定玩家中途不可以死亡，也不可以下线，否则就要从头再来。

Additionally, chain quests stipulate that players cannot die midway or log off; otherwise, they have to start over from the beginning.

不过后来玩家们抗议的实在太猛烈，所以系统修改了一下，按照任务的难度，玩家在任务中可以死亡一到三次，但是仍然不可以下线，必须一次性做完。

However, later players protested so vehemently that the system made some adjustments. Depending on the quest difficulty, players can die one to three times during the quest, but still can’t log off; they must complete it in one go.

微微也做过好多个连环任务，回想一下，要到天山雪池的似乎只有那个最变态的终极连环任务，99个环节的那个，而且没记错的话，天山雪池是最后一环了…

Wei Wei had done quite a few chain quests. Thinking back, to get to Tianshan Snow Pool, it seemed that the only one that led there was the ultimate chain quest with 99 sections, and if she remembered correctly, Tianshan Snow Pool was the final ring...