盛大婚礼

球赛最后是计算机系赢了，正式进军校际联赛四强。

The computer department won in the end, officially advancing to the finals of the intercollegiate league.

计算机系的人自然欢天喜地，只是肖奈始终没有出现，女生们不免遗憾。

The people from the computer department were naturally overjoyed, but Xiao Nai never appeared, leaving the girls somewhat disappointed.

微微在比赛一结束就迅速的溜回了宿舍，打开游戏，好友栏里一笑奈何头像已经亮了，微微发了个消息给他：“不好意思，来晚了。”

Wei Wei quickly slipped back to her dorm as soon as the match was over, opened the game, and saw that the avatar of Yi Xiao Nai He was lit up in her friends list. Wei Wei sent him a message: "Sorry, I'm late."

一笑奈何：“没事，来月老庙。”

Yi Xiao Nai He replied: "No problem, come to the Yue Lao Temple."

微微骑马赶到月老庙，立刻被面前的人山人海吓住了，奔到月老庙里，还好月老庙里人不多，只是几个人站着说话。

Wei Wei rushed to the Yue Lao Temple on horseback, only to be stunned by the crowds before her. Fortunately, there were not many people inside the temple—only a few standing around chatting.

微微走到一笑奈何身边：“怎么这么多人？”

Wei Wei walked over to Yi Xiao Nai He: "Why are there so many people?"

微微自己一个朋友都没叫，一来是没当回事，二来是迅速再婚有点不好意思。

She didn't invite any friends, partly because she hadn't taken it seriously, and partly because getting remarried so quickly felt a bit awkward.

一笑奈何说：“你问他们。”

Yi Xiao Nai He said, "You can ask them."

微微看向其他几个人，其中一个叫及时雨的人说：“嘿嘿，恭喜恭喜。我叫我们帮里没事的人都来了，一会骑马跟在花轿后面，估计很壮观。”

Wei Wei looked toward the others, and one of them, named Ji Shi Yu, said: "Hehe, congratulations, congratulations. I called over everyone in our gang who was free. Later, we’ll ride behind the bridal sedan; it should be quite the spectacle."

另一个人也说：“我们帮的也来了。”

Another person added, "Our gang members have come, too."

及时雨说：“大家都等着奈何的红包呢，哈哈哈哈。”

Ji Shi Yu said, "Everyone's waiting for Nai He's red envelope, haha."

微微汗死了，外面说不定有几百人，每个人都发红包，奈何不会破产吧。

Wei Wei broke out in a cold sweat; there might be hundreds of people outside, and if everyone gave out red envelopes, would Nai He go bankrupt?

正在这时，微微接到了一笑奈何的交易请求，交易栏里放着几件装备，都不用细看，光看装备发出的光芒，就知道这些装备起码是仙器级的。

Just then, Wei Wei received a trade request from Yi Xiao Nai He. In the trade panel were several pieces of equipment that didn't need close inspection; just looking at the light emitted by them made it clear that they were at least of divine quality.

微微吃了一惊：“这是？”

Wei Wei was taken aback: "What is this?"

一笑奈何言简意赅：“聘礼。”

Yi Xiao Nai He succinctly replied: "Betrothal gifts."

这、这就是传说中傍大款的感觉吗？

Is this what they call the feeling of being with a wealthy partner?

真是、真是太太太爽了。

It was truly, truly exhilarating.

不过微微很快就从脑抽状态中冷静下来，点了拒绝交易。

However, Wei Wei quickly calmed down from her sudden excitement and clicked to reject the trade.

这些装备可不便宜，她还没这么厚脸皮白拿人家的东西。

These pieces of equipment weren't cheap; she didn't have the guts to take something for free.

一笑奈何又发消息过来：“接受，将来PK要用的。”

Yi Xiao Nai He sent another message: "Accept it; you'll need it for future PKs."

原来是这样，微微想了想，心里有了主意，便点了接受，然后把自己最好的装备，一枚加速度的戒指递给了他。

So that’s how it is, Wei Wei thought for a moment, got an idea, and clicked accept. Then she offered her best piece of equipment, a ring that increased speed, to him.

一笑奈何打了个问号过来。

Yi Xiao Nai He sent a question mark.

微微说：“嫁妆。”

Wei Wei said: "Dowry."

电脑这边的微微有点脸红，这两天跟队伍里的人调侃惯了，说这种话居然也能这么顺口。而且自己的“嫁妆”跟人家的“聘礼”严重不成正比啊，微微窘窘地补充了一句：“少了点，以后补。”

Wei Wei felt a bit embarrassed on her side of the computer. After teasing her team members for the past few days, it felt so easy to say something like this. Plus, her "dowry" was drastically less than his "betrothal gifts," and she awkwardly added, "It's a bit lacking; I will make it up later."

一笑奈何打了个微笑的表情：“好。”

Yi Xiao Nai He sent a smile emoji: "Okay."

然后又说：“其实你人过来就好了。”

Then he added, "Actually, it would be enough if you just came over."

微微继续脸红。

Wei Wei continued to blush.

聘礼嫁妆交换完毕，两人站在月老像前拜了堂，系统宣布：芦苇微微和一笑奈何情投意合，在月老庙中互许终身，今生今世，不离不弃，永结同心。

With the betrothal gift and dowry exchanged, the two stood before the statue of Yue Lao to pledge their vows. The system announced: Lu Wei Wei and Yi Xiao Nai He were deeply in love and had pledged their lives to each other in the Yue Lao Temple, promising to be together forever and never part.

于是，毫无意外的，世界频道又炸了……

As expected, the world chat exploded again…

微微一边坐着花轿游街，一边看着世界频道玩家们刷屏，因为新娘不用走路，微微闲着没事，又顺手拿了张六级模拟卷子做做。

As Wei Wei sat in the bridal sedan parading through the streets, she watched players on the world chat flood the screen, and since the bride didn't have to walk, Wei Wei, having nothing else to do, grabbed a level six mock exam to work on.

『世界』上的人毫无例外的都在议论这三天里前后两场婚礼，有说好话的，也有冷嘲热讽的，比如有人嘲笑一笑奈何捡了真水无香的破鞋，微微都给无视了，不过把这人的ID记了下来，决定以后见一次砍一次。

People in the world chat were, without exception, discussing the two weddings that had taken place within three days. Some spoke kindly, while others mocked, such as someone mocking Yi Xiao Nai He for picking up a broken shoe like Zhen Shui Wu Xiang; Wei Wei ignored it, though she noted the ID of that person, deciding to defeat them whenever possible.

还有个挺有意思的玩家这么说。

Another interesting player commented.

『世界』[夹裤衩]：新郎，一笑奈何VS真水无香，一笑奈何胜！

[World] [Jia Ku Cha]: Groom, Yi Xiao Nai He vs. Zhen Shui Wu Xiang, Yi Xiao Nai He wins!

新娘，芦苇微微VS小雨妖妖，小雨妖妖胜！

Bride, Lu Wei Wei vs. Xiao Yu Yao Yao, Xiao Yu Yao Yao wins!

婚礼场面，看看礼花数量就知道了，一笑奈何完胜！

Looking at the number of fireworks, it's clear that Yi Xiao Nai He won hands down!

立即有有熟人冒出来。

Immediately, acquaintances popped up.

『世界』[愚公爬山]：谁说小雨妖妖胜，我们三嫂比小雨妖妖强多了，不信来PK。

[World] [Yu Gong Climbing the Mountain]: Who said Xiao Yu Yao Yao wins? Our third sister is much stronger than Xiao Yu Yao Yao. If you don't believe it, come PK.

『世界』[猴子酒]：来PK来PK来PK来PK来PK来PK来PK来PK！

[World] [Monkey Wine]: Come PK come PK come PK come PK come PK come PK come PK!

微微笑抽。

Wei Wei was laughing uncontrollably.

游街是十分缓慢的，微微心不在焉的做着卷子，时不时瞄瞄游戏，忽然在世界频道上看见这么一段话。

The parade was quite slow. Wei Wei absentmindedly worked on her exam, occasionally glancing at the game, when suddenly, she saw a message in the world chat.

『世界』[雪花飘]：我以前看见过一笑奈何和小雨妖妖走一起。

[World] [Xue Hua Piao]: I once saw Yi Xiao Nai He and Xiao Yu Yao Yao walking together.

『世界』[祸水123]：我也见过，看见他们一起打怪，好像没几天前，上个星期吧。

[World] [Huo Shui 123]: I saw it too. I saw them fighting monsters together, it was just a few days ago, last week.

『世界』[alexz]：这么说，难道是芦苇微微被真水无香抛弃了，一笑奈何被小雨妖妖抛弃了，然后他们就伤心人跟伤心人重组家庭？

[World] [alexz]: So, does that mean Lu Wei Wei was abandoned by Zhen Shui Wu Xiang, and Yi Xiao Nai He was abandoned by Xiao Yu Yao Yao, and then they formed a new family with the sad people?

『世界』[瓦列]：那一笑奈何跟芦苇微微岂不是怨男怨妇的结合？

[World] [Wale]: Then aren’t Yi Xiao Nai He and Lu Wei Wei a pair of vengeful husband and wife?

奈何和小雨妖妖认识？还一起打过怪？

Nai He and Xiao Yu Yao Yao knew each other? They even fought together?

微微不自觉的咬了下圆珠笔。

Wei Wei unconsciously bit down on her ballpoint pen.

虽然说只是为了PK结婚的，但是如果前后两个“老公”都和同一个女人有关系的话，那也很纠结哎。

Though it was said that they were married just for the PK, if both "husbands" had connections to the same woman, that would be quite convoluted.

微微向来不喜欢在心里憋事情，直接问奈何：“你和小雨妖妖认识啊？”

Wei Wei was never one to bottle things up; she straightforwardly asked Nai He: "Do you know Xiao Yu Yao Yao?"

奈何回：“不认识。”

Nai He replied: "No."

微微犹豫了一下，打过去：“有人说看见你们一起打怪。”

Wei Wei hesitated for a moment before texting: "Someone said they saw you fighting monsters together."

奈何：“那算认识？愚公加过她一次队，技术太差，我踢了。”

Nai He: "Does that count as knowing each other? Yu Gong teamed up with her once, but her skill was too poor, so I kicked her out."

微微：“……”

Wei Wei: "……"

虽然说不应该……但是微微爽到了＝ ＝

Even though she shouldn't, Wei Wei felt quite pleased with that.

花轿游街了十几分钟，然后便是婚宴。

After the bridal procession lasted for about ten minutes, it was time for the wedding banquet.

想到婚宴，微微就心里抽痛，前天去酒楼定宴席，奈何是带了她一起去的，然后她就眼睁睁的看着奈何定了最高级的酒席——宾客吃了，一天内血法上限增加20％的那种……

Thinking of the banquet, Wei Wei felt a pang in her heart. Two days ago, she went to the restaurant to book the banquet, and Nai He had taken her along. She watched as Nai He booked the highest-level banquet—where guests eat, and within a day, their blood and magic limits increase by 20%...

为什么要让这么多人白吃白喝啊，微微好想不开，再想到以前别人结婚，她从来没白吃白喝到过……

Why should so many people eat and drink for free? Wei Wei felt frustrated, thinking that she had never experienced such a thing when others got married before...

真不是一点点郁结～～～

It truly was more than a little annoying~~~

整个婚宴过程就是一堆人吃了走了，又一堆人吃了走了，再一堆人吃了走了……

The entire wedding banquet process involved a bunch of people eating and leaving, then another bunch of people eating and leaving, and then yet another bunch of people...

差不多九点钟，婚宴才结束，在一帮朋友的欢送下，微微和奈何进入洞房。

Finally, around nine o'clock, the banquet ended. Amid the cheers of her friends, Wei Wei and Nai He entered the bridal chamber.

微微和真水无香结婚的时候，梦游江湖还没洞房花烛这一环节，这是最近系统更新才搞出来的东西。

When Wei Wei married Zhen Shui Wu Xiang, there was no bridal chamber ceremony in the game, which was something introduced only recently due to a system update.

玩家夫妇在男方的房间里呆满15分钟，就算洞房完毕，然后赠送亲密度N点，这之后每天玩家夫妇都可以同房一次，每次10分钟，也增加亲密度，但是远远没有洞房花烛那么多，周年庆（游戏里是指一个月）的时候同房亲密度会比较多。

Player couples need to stay in the male's room for 15 minutes for it to be considered completed, after which they receive some intimacy points. After that, the player couple can spend the night together once a day for 10 minutes, increasing their intimacy, but it doesn't compare to the intimacy gained during the bridal ceremony; during anniversaries (in-game, referring to a month), the intimacy points are higher.

梦游江湖的洞房花烛很BT的，玩家不能离开房间，也不能打坐修炼内功或者制药等等，基本上只能干两件事情——

The bridal ceremony in the game is quite ridiculous; players cannot leave the room, cannot sit and meditate to train, or make potions, etc. There are basically only two things they can do—

一，站着聊天。

One, stand and chat.

二，坐着聊天。

Two, sit and chat.

所以洞房花烛又被戏称为“不盖棉被纯聊天”－ －

So the wedding night has been jokingly referred to as "chatting without covers"—

至于微微的洞房花烛夜，则连聊天都省了，因为一进洞房，一笑奈何就说：“稍等，接个电话。”

For Wei Wei's wedding night, they even skipped the chatting part, because as soon as they entered the bridal chamber, Yi Xiao Nai He said: "Hold on, I need to take a call."

于是微微就一个人在奈何的房子里转悠。

So, Wei Wei found herself wandering around Nai He's house alone.

微微还是第一次来奈何家，一点不意外的，他的房子也是最高级的，有好几间屋子，还有花园，微微的房子和他的比起来简直就像柴房。

It was Wei Wei’s first time in Nai He’s home, and unsurprisingly, his house was the highest quality, with several rooms and a garden. Compared to his, Wei Wei’s house looked like a shack.

因为无聊，微微又开始专心做六级卷子……

Out of boredom, Wei Wei began to focus on her level six exam paper again...

最后一道阅读题做完，微微抬头看电脑，奈何已经回来了，白衣琴师骑在马上，比之平时的潇洒秀雅又多了几分英姿勃发。

After finishing the last reading question, Wei Wei looked up from her computer, and Nai He had returned, dressed as a white-clothed musician on horseback, exuding even more elegance and grace than usual.

“上马。”

"Get on."

微微加了奈何的队，两人同乘一骑，去了天山雪池，西湖湖底，雪海冰原，蓬莱仙岛……

Wei Wei joined Nai He’s party, and they rode together to the Tian Shan Snow Pool, the bottom of West Lake, the Snow Sea Ice Plain, the Penglai Fairy Island...

微微越来越觉得不对，开始还以为奈何有什么任务要一起去做呢，可是……

Wei Wei increasingly felt that something was off. At first, she thought Nai He had some task they were supposed to do together, but...

微微忍不住问：“我们在干什么啊？”

Unable to hold back, Wei Wei asked: "What are we doing?"

奈何：“看风景。”

Nai He replied: "Enjoying the scenery."

“……”

"……"

怪不得去的都是风景优美的地方，微微汗了半天，忽然灵光一闪说：“难道是……度蜜月？”

No wonder they only went to places with beautiful views; Wei Wei broke into a cold sweat and suddenly had a flash of insight: "Could it be... a honeymoon?"

说完自己都囧了，奈何却没有否认，随之场景一变，奈何又把她带到了云雾山顶，看着云雾山缥缈的雾气，彷佛仙境般的景色，微微憋了半天说：“。。。。。。。大神，你真是太敬业了。”

After speaking, she felt embarrassed, yet Nai He didn’t deny it. As the scene changed, Nai He brought her to the top of Yun Wu Mountain. Looking at the ethereal mist of Yun Wu Mountain, resembling a celestial paradise, Wei Wei held back for a moment and said: "........... Great Master, you're really too dedicated."