婚礼前夕

既然决定要结婚，那大家就算认识了。

Since we decided to get married, everyone is considered acquainted.

咳，这句话的逻辑似乎有点怪……

Ahem, the logic of this sentence seems a bit strange...

于是微微接下来两天一直跟着一笑奈何混，还加入了一笑奈何的固定队伍，奈何的队伍里也都是高手，其中有几个微微还和他们PK过，不过对他们的认识也仅限于ID而已。

So, for the next two days, Weiwei followed Yixiao Naihe around and even joined Yixiao Naihe's regular team, which consisted of experts. Among them, there were a few that Weiwei had PK'd before, but her knowledge of them was limited to their IDs.

微微第一次和他们见面是这样的。

The first time Weiwei met them was like this.

猴子酒：“hoho，新人。”

Monkey Wine: “Hoho, a newcomer.”

愚公爬山：“奈何，这个mm是谁？”

Yugong Climbing Mountain: “Naihe, who is this girl?”

一笑奈何：“我未婚妻。”

Yixiao Naihe: “My fiancée.”

他说得还真自然，微微黑线了一下，打出笑脸：“大家好^_^”

He said it so naturally that Weiwei felt a little embarrassed, and sent out a smiley face: “Hello everyone ^_^”

莫扎他：“哇，三嫂。”

Mozha Ta: “Wow, Third Sister-in-law.”

愚公爬山：“我靠，万年光棍也要结婚了。”

Yugong Climbing Mountain: “Crap, even a lifelong bachelor is getting married.”

众人七嘴八舌的调侃了一番，恭喜了一番，忽然有人说：“三嫂的ID有点熟悉。”

Everyone chimed in with teasing and congratulations, when suddenly someone said: “Third Sister-in-law's ID sounds familiar.”

“你这么一说我也觉得了，三嫂似乎上过榜？”

“Now that you mention it, Third Sister-in-law seems to have been on the leaderboard?”

心直口快的猴子酒说：“我想起来了，芦苇微微，不是真水无香的前妻吗？”

Monkey Wine, who speaks his mind, said: “I remember now, Lu Weiwei, isn’t she the ex-wife of Zhen Shui Wu Xiang?”

队伍里顿时安静了，气氛有点古怪。微微正要说他们是为了PK大赛结婚的，就见奈何很淡定的打出一行字：“嗯，你们三嫂她以前所嫁非人，大家不要歧视她。”

The team immediately went quiet, the atmosphere a bit awkward. Just as Weiwei was about to explain that they were getting married for the PK competition, Naihe calmly typed: “Um, your Third Sister-in-law was previously married to someone unworthy, so please don't discriminate against her.”

微微被薯片呛到了。

Weiwei almost choked on her chips.

从此微微就有了一个觉悟，和奈何兄一起打怪做任务的时候，千万不要吃零食不要喝水，否则一旦他语出惊人，不是她被呛，就是显示器被喷。

From then on, Weiwei had a realization: when battling monsters and completing quests with Brother Naihe, she must never eat snacks or drink water. Otherwise, once he says something shocking, it would either be her that chokes or the monitor that gets sprayed.

和这群人刷boss做任务无疑是巨爽的，首先大家相处融洽，其次效率实在是高。以前微微和帮派里的人组队要打老久的boss，这里居然几下就搞定了。

Battling bosses and completing quests with this group is undoubtedly enjoyable. Firstly, everyone got along well; secondly, the efficiency was incredibly high. In the past, when Weiwei teamed up with people in her guild to take down bosses, it took a long time, yet here it was resolved in just a few rounds.

说到这里不得不提一下奈何大神，他的职业是琴师。琴师这个职业，在梦游江湖里有点尴尬，属于什么都会一点，但是又什么都不顶级的那种。简单的说，就是他会单砍，会群攻，会助攻，会疗伤，但是攻击不如刀客剑客，助攻疗伤不如专门的辅助职业，实在是有点鸡肋。

Speaking of which, we must mention the great Naihe. His profession is a Guqin Player. The Guqin Player class is a bit awkward in Dream Walking Through Rivers and Lakes, as it can do a little bit of everything but is not top-tier in anything. To put it simply, he can deal single-target damage, perform area attacks, assist, and heal, but his damage is not as high as a swordsman or knife master, and his support and healing abilities are not as effective as specialized support classes—it truly is a bit of a burden.

但是在奈何大神身上就不一样了。

However, it’s different when it comes to Great Naihe.

奈何大神的疗伤技能跟职业医生比居然毫不逊色，然后操作强大，跑位精确，队友们全无后顾之忧，也不必分心照顾他。

His healing skills are surprisingly no less effective than those of a professional doctor, and with amazing operations and precise positioning, his teammates have no worries at all and can focus without having to babysit him.

有一次，在boss打得差不多的时候，一直充当医生角色的一笑奈何忽然从古琴中抽出剑，一招琴中剑刺中boss的致命部位，boss头顶冒出巨大的红字后轰然倒地。

Once, when the boss was almost defeated, Yixiao Naihe, who had been playing the role of healer, suddenly drew a sword from his guqin and used the unique skill "Sword within Guqin" to stab the boss's fatal spot. A huge red number appeared above the boss's head, and it collapsed with a bang.

琴中剑是琴师唯一的攻击技能，微微见过许多次了，但是从来没见过这么大的伤害值，都快赶上她了，微微嫉妒得想流泪，一定是他的装备太强了啊啊啊！

The "Sword within Guqin" is the only attack skill of the Guqin Player, and Weiwei had seen it many times, but she had never seen such a large damage value—it was almost comparable to hers! Weiwei felt a surge of jealousy that made her want to cry; it must be because his equipment was too strong!

有这个事例在前，等微微见识到一笑奈何的宝宝的时候，已经没什么想法了。

With this example in mind, when Weiwei finally saw Yixiao Naihe's pet, she had no more thoughts of comparison.

奈何的宝宝是一只白色的小猫。

Naihe's pet was a small white cat.

微微的宝宝是一只威风的老虎。

Weiwei's pet was a majestic tiger.

当老虎都打不过小猫的时候，微微还能有什么想法呢。

When even a tiger could not compete with a small cat, what more could Weiwei think?

倒是奈何，看见微微的宝宝后端详了很久，然后说：“等我们结婚后，宝宝们也结婚一下吧。”

However, Naihe looked at Weiwei's pet for a long time and then said, “After we get married, let our pets get married too.”

宝宝能结婚是梦游江湖不同于其他网游的另一项功能，男女玩家如果结婚，然后宝宝种族又相同的话，宝宝也可以结婚，然后会随机产生一个小技能，据说触发一定的条件后，还有可能生下后代。

The ability for pets to marry is another feature that distinguishes Dream Walking Through Rivers and Lakes from other online games. If male and female players get married, and their pets belong to the same species, the pets can also marry and will randomly produce a small skill. It is rumored that under certain conditions, they might even have offspring.

微微说：“可是他们种族不同啊。”

Weiwei said, “But they belong to different species.”

一笑奈何说：“我这只是变异幼虎。”

Yixiao Naihe replied, “This is just a mutated young tiger.”

原来这只小猫也是老虎啊，怪不得额头有“王”字花纹，微微总算找回了一点自尊心，老虎输给老虎，也不算太丢脸了。

So this little cat is also a tiger! No wonder it has the “Wang” pattern on its forehead. Weiwei finally regained a bit of self-esteem; a tiger losing to a tiger doesn’t seem too embarrassing after all.

“好啊好啊，让他们结婚。”微微喜滋滋的，人家小猫可是神兽级，她家老虎不过是自己捉的普通老虎，怎么想都是高攀了，微微随口问：“你这只小猫是母的？”

“Okay, okay, let's have them get married.” Weiwei was delighted. That little cat is a divine beast level; her tiger is just an ordinary one she caught herself. Regardless of how one looks at it, it’s a bit of an overreach. Weiwei casually asked, “Is this little cat female?”

“不是，公的。”

“No, it's male.”

“……我家老虎也是公的。”

“...My tiger is also male.”

结婚那天是周六，一大早微微照常跑去图书馆上自习。

The wedding day was Saturday. Early in the morning, Weiwei went to the library as usual to study.

说起来，微微同学还是很刻苦的，不刻苦不行啊，在这样的学校，在计算机这样的系，哪个学生不是脑子一流，稍稍落后就要挨打的。

Speaking of, Weiwei is quite studious; she has to be. In a school like this, especially in a computer science department, which student isn’t exceptionally bright? Falling behind even slightly would lead to a beating.

自习到下午4点多，微微有点坐不住了，不停的看表，5点一到迅速的收拾好书本奔向食堂。

After studying until around 4 PM, Weiwei began to feel restless, constantly checking the time. At 5 o'clock, she quickly packed her books and rushed to the cafeteria.

吃完饭回宿舍上游戏，一笑奈何不在，队伍里其他人的名字也暗着，升级狂人贝微微独自背着大刀去砍怪，正砍得happy，舍友回来了。

After dinner, she returned to her dormitory to play games. Yixiao Naihe wasn’t around, and the other members of the team were also offline. Weiwei, a leveling fanatic, was alone, carrying a big knife to hunt monsters. She was happily slashing when her roommates returned.

微微的宿舍是四人间，除了微微外，还住了晓铃，丝丝和二喜，都是计算机系的，而她们四个也是计算机系大二仅有的四个女生。

Weiwei's dorm room had four beds; besides Weiwei, there were also Xiaoling, Sisi, and Erxi, all of whom were in the computer science department. The four of them were the only girls in their sophomore class.

“微微，别玩了，马上六点钟我们系和生化系篮球赛，一起去看啦。”晓玲边换衣服边说。

“Weiwei, stop playing; our basketball game against the Biochemical Department starts at six. Let’s go watch.” Xiaoling said while changing her clothes.

微微砍着怪摇头：“你们去吧，今天我有事。”

Weiwei shook her head while killing monsters: “You guys go ahead, I have something to do today.”

“少来了，你能有什么事，不就是玩游戏嘛，走啦，大钟说今天肖奈会来哦。”

“Stop it! What could you possibly have to do? Isn’t it just playing games? Let’s go, Da Zhong said Xiao Nai is coming today!”

“啊！真的吗？肖奈！！”丝丝和二喜一起喊起来。

“Ah! Really? Xiao Nai!!” Sisi and Erxi shouted in unison.

微微也星星眼的转头。

Weiwei also turned with sparkling eyes.

晓玲虽然要的就是这种效果，可是看到舍友这样，“受不了你们了，花痴不花痴啊，你们看微微，多镇定。”

Although Xiaoling wanted this effect, she couldn’t help but say, “I can’t take it anymore; you guys are such fangirls. Look at Weiwei, so composed.”

微微连忙举手：“别冤枉我，我也花。”

Weiwei quickly raised her hand: “Don’t wrong me; I am also a fangirl!”

说实在的，微微宿舍的四个女生已经算很不花痴很不花痴的那种了，但是这世界上总有这样的人物，叫人觉得不花痴一下都不正常。

To be honest, the four girls in Weiwei's dorm are already quite restrained and not much into fangirling. However, there are always those individuals in this world who make it seem unnatural not to fangirl.

比如说肖奈。

For example, Xiao Nai.

计算机系的肖奈，A大顶尖风云人物，如果A大也像游戏那样弄个等级榜的话，那么肖奈排NO.1绝对是众望所归。

A student from the computer science department, Xiao Nai is a top figure at A University. If A University had a ranking list like in games, Xiao Nai would undoubtedly be ranked No. 1 by popular consensus.

先不说他在计算机软件方面那令人惊异的天才，以及入校三年多领队在ACM等国际编程大赛中为学校获得的荣誉，只他居然能者无所不能般地擅古筝围棋，还曾作为游泳选手代表学校参赛夺金等等，就令一众学子望尘莫及了，兼之其人外表清俊雅致、风采佳绝，想不令人倾倒都很难。

Not to mention his astonishing genius in computer software and the honors he has brought to the school by leading teams in international programming competitions like ACM for over three years, it is already enough to make many students envious. Furthermore, he also excels in traditional Chinese music and Go, and has even represented the school in swimming competitions to win gold medals, making it impossible for others to catch up. Coupled with his handsome and elegant appearance, it is hard not to be captivated.

不过花痴归花痴，本系的女生们是没人敢上前跟他搭讪的，一方面是他很少来学校，虽然一个系却不熟悉，另一方面是，他实在站在太高处，也实在太傲慢，神情中仿佛总带着几分旁若无人的味道，让人不敢接近。

However, fangirling is one thing; none of the girls in his department dare approach him. On one hand, he seldom appears on campus, and although they are in the same department, they are not familiar with one another. On the other hand, he stands too high above them and truly has an air of arrogance. He always seems somewhat aloof, making it hard for people to approach.

微微只少少地远远地见过他几次，其中一次就是见他拒绝一个别系的女生，那个女生拦住他递给他信件一类的东西，大概是情书吧，结果人家别说接信，连眼睛都没瞄一眼，脚步都没慢一下，就走过去了。

Weiwei had only seen him a few times from a distance, once when he rejected a girl from another department. The girl had stopped him and handed him a letter, probably a love letter, but he didn’t even glance her way. He didn’t slow down his pace and just walked past.

奇怪的是，他这么傲慢，在男生那边人缘却不错，本系的男生都很服气他，据说他早早就在外面注册了个公司，本系不少高手都被他挖去了。

Strangely, while he exudes that much arrogance, he is well-liked among the boys. The boys from his department all respect him. He reportedly registered a company outside at a young age, and many experts from his department were poached by him.

关于肖奈的传说还有很多，不少还是从老师那传来的，因为他的父母是本校历史系和考古系的教授。

There are many legends about Xiao Nai, most of which are rumors from the teachers, as his parents are professors in the history department and the archaeology department at the school.

据说肖奈父母都是清高古板且固守清贫的性格，到肖奈却基因突变，初中就知道找亲戚合资开网吧，那时电脑很不普及，正是网吧生意最好做的时候，还有传说他炒房炒股大赚的，纷纷杂杂，已经不知道真假了。

It is said that both of Xiao Nai's parents are high-minded, serious, and adhere to frugal lifestyles. Somehow, Xiao Nai has had a gene mutation; he became entrepreneurial in the middle school by getting relatives to invest in an internet café, which was quite prosperous when computers were not yet widespread. There are also tales of how he earned significant amounts from real estate and stock trading; amidst all these rumors, it is hard to distinguish fact from fiction.

作为计算机系的一只小虾米，微微当然也是拜大神派的，她电脑里几个很好用的小软件，就是大神N年前的闲暇手笔。

As a small fry in the computer science department, Weiwei is naturally among the worshippers of this great god. A few useful little software programs on her computer were creations that the great god casually made years ago.

大神今年已经大四，以后在学校肯定更看不到他了，微微看向游戏，一笑奈何的头像还暗着，再看看时间，五点四十，当机立断的关了电脑，和舍友们一起奔向篮球馆。

This year, the great god is in his senior year; after this, it will be hard to see him again at school. Weiwei checked the game; Yixiao Naihe's avatar was still dark, and looking at the time, it was 5:40. She decisively shut down her computer and rushed to the basketball court with her roommates.

到的时候篮球馆里已经人声鼎沸，晓玲的男友大钟站在门口接她们，把她们带到预留的位置上。

When they arrived, the basketball court was already buzzing with excitement. Xiaoling's boyfriend, Da Zhong, was waiting at the door to lead them to their reserved seats.

晓玲边走边看说：“大钟，肖奈呢，你不是说他会上场的？”

As they walked, Xiaoling said, “Da Zhong, where's Xiao Nai? Didn't you say he would be on the field?”

大钟不满：“你是来看我的还是肖哥的。”大钟是计算机系篮球队的主力后卫。

Da Zhong complained: “Are you here to see me or to see Xiao Ge?” Da Zhong was a key guard on the computer science department’s basketball team.

晓玲不屑他：“当然是看肖奈的，你有什么好看的。”

Xiaoling dismissed him: “Of course I’m here to see Xiao Nai; what’s so great about you?”

其余三个女生一起点头，大钟气绝，郁闷了好久才说：“肖哥肯定不上场，来不来看不一定，好像临时有事。”

The other three girls nodded in agreement. Da Zhong was utterly exasperated and, after brooding for a long while, finally said, “Xiao Ge probably won’t play; whether he comes or not is still uncertain. It seems he has something on last minute.”

女生们顿时有些失望，如果说刚刚眼睛里还闪着100瓦的光，现在大概只剩10瓦了，不过还好，篮球馆里热烈的气氛很快又让她们兴奋起来。

The girls expressed some disappointment. Just a moment ago, their eyes were sparkling like 100 watts; now they might only be left with 10 watts. Fortunately, the passionate atmosphere in the basketball court quickly excited them again.

正等着球赛开始，一个高大的穿着计算机系球服的男生忽然走到她们面前，准确的说，是走到微微面前，低着头，欲言又止的样子，耳朵都是红的。

While waiting for the game to start, a tall boy wearing the computer science team's jersey suddenly walked up to them, specifically in front of Weiwei. He lowered his head, looking hesitant, with red ears.

晓玲她们心里登时冒出三个字——又来了！

Xiaoling and the others immediately thought: Here we go again!

果然，扭捏了半天，高大健朗的男孩期期艾艾的说：“微微师姐，如果我们赢了，我能不能请你去吃夜宵？”

Sure enough, after stammering for quite a while, the tall and handsome boy finally said: “Senior Weiwei, if we win, can I invite you to dinner?”

微微反问说：“你会输吗？”

Weiwei countered, “Are you saying you will lose?”

“当然不会!”男孩受激地扬起头。

“Of course not!” The boy’s spirits lifted as he looked up.

“那加油啊！”微微露出长辈般慈爱（？）的微笑，很大姐大地鼓励小师弟。

“Well, good luck!” Weiwei smiled kindly (?), encouragingly, like an elder sister encouraging her little brother.

“嗯！师姐！我一定会赢！”

“Mm! Senior! I will definitely win!”

小师弟很受鼓舞的抱着皮球跑进球场热身去了。

The little brother, highly motivated, ran into the court to warm up, embracing the basketball.

以上为晓玲，二喜，丝丝三人的心声。

These were the inner thoughts of Xiaoling, Erxi, and Sisi.

二喜说：“这个小师弟真好骗啊。”

Erxi said, “This little brother is so easy to manipulate.”

丝丝不以为然：“最讨厌这种小P孩，拿球赛输赢来要挟人，要是微微拒绝了，会不会打输了还要怪微微啊。”

Sisi was unimpressed: “I hate these little kids who use the outcome of a game to coerce people. If Weiwei rejects him, will he blame Weiwei if they lose?”

晓玲：“咱们微微拒绝人的手段真是越来越厉害了啊！”

Xiaoling said: “Our Weiwei’s skills in rejecting people are getting more and more impressive!”

微微嘿嘿笑两声，故作谦虚状：“没办法，次数多了嘛，唯熟练尔。”

Weiwei chuckled a couple of times and feigned modesty: “It’s just that I’ve had more practice, so I’m familiar with it.”

毫无疑问的被暴打了，典型的欠扁啊。

Without a doubt, she was criticized; classic, just asking for it.