被求婚了

微微进退两难，落荒而逃很不女侠，站在这里很像劫匪，于是微微急中生智，一撩衣服，坐下了。

Wēi wēi was caught in a dilemma; fleeing in embarrassment didn’t seem very heroic, and standing there made her look like a robber. So, in a moment of inspiration, Wēi wēi lifted her dress and sat down.

梦游江湖里人物坐下，可以是休息，可以是打坐修内功，还有一种是微微现在这样——坐下摆摊卖东西。

In the dreamlike rivers and lakes, characters sitting down could either be resting, meditating for internal cultivation, or as Wēi wēi was doing at the moment—setting up a stall to sell things.

当微微打出摊名——“药品便宜卖”的时候，周围玩家的头上不由纷纷冒出黑线。

When Wēi wēi typed out the stall name—“Pharmaceuticals for Sale at a Discount”—a black line appeared above the heads of nearby players.

微微飞快的打字吆喝：“瞧一瞧，看一看啊，满级药师新出炉药品，八折便宜卖了！”

Wēi wēi quickly typed and called out, “Come take a look, come and see! Level 100 pharmacist’s newly crafted medicines, 20% off!”

此句一出，本来等着看热闹的玩家们顿时沸腾了。开玩笑，满级药师做的药品系统商店可是没得卖的，只有打怪偶尔能爆几个，属于有价无市的东西。

As soon as this sentence was out, players who were initially just waiting to see the excitement suddenly erupted. Come on, the medicines produced by a level 100 pharmacist weren’t available in the system store; they could only be obtained through questing and occasionally dropping from monsters, making them highly valuable and uncommon.

虽然本服满级药师有好几个，但是他们都是为自己的帮派服务的，很少拿自己做的药品出来卖。

Although there were several level 100 pharmacists in the server, they mainly catered to their guilds and rarely sold the medicines they crafted.

现在居然有便宜的满级药！朱雀桥的玩家们激动了，顿时一涌而上，眨眼就把红衣女侠小小的身影淹没了。

Now there was actually cheap level 100 medicine! The players at Zhuque Bridge were thrilled and surged forward, instantly drowning the small figure of the red-clad heroine.

花轿来了，花轿飞快的去了。一直慢悠悠的花轿不知怎么的，路过朱雀桥的时候忽然加快了速度，瞬间就消失在桥头。

The bridal sedan chair arrived and quickly left. The normally leisurely bridal sedan chair unexpectedly sped up while passing Zhuque Bridge, disappearing in an instant.

微微的药也在很短的时间内抢购完毕，玩家们看没什么好戏可看，纷纷散了。平时就很少人来，只有玩家结婚时才会热闹一把的朱雀桥上一时又恢复了冷清。

Wēi wēi's medicines were snatched up in a short period, and as the players saw there was no more excitement, they started to disperse. Zhuque Bridge, which rarely had visitors and only became lively during weddings, quickly returned to its desolate state.

微微收起摊子站起来，正准备离开，忽然看见桥下有人喊她。“芦苇微微。”

As Wēi wēi packed up her stall and stood up, she was about to leave when she suddenly heard someone calling her from under the bridge. “Lúwěi Wēi wēi.”

微微朝那个玩家看去。桥边斜栽着一棵杨柳，那人就站在杨柳树下，有风轻送，柳枝微拂，树下的男子一身白衣纤尘不染，携着一把古琴，衣袂飘飘，很有几分潇洒出尘的味道。

Wēi wēi turned to look at that player. By the bridge leaned a willow tree, and the person stood beneath it, with a gentle breeze lightly brushing the willow branches. The man under the tree, dressed in a pristine white robe and carrying a guqin, exuded an air of elegance and detachment.

微微眼睛都看直了。看直了当然不是因为白衣男子很帅，虽然的确很帅，白衣琴师的形象游戏里并不少见，看多了也就麻木了。而是因为男子的名字。一笑奈何。

Wēi wēi was captivated. It wasn’t just because the man in white was handsome, although he was indeed handsome; such images of white-robed musicians weren’t rare in the game, and one could grow numb after seeing too many. It was because of the man’s name: Yī Xiào Nài Hé.

本服第一高手一笑奈何。在这个游戏里，一个人被称为第一高手，不仅仅是等级高而已，他必须装备强，必须PK猛，必须操作准，最关键的一点是，必须人民币多。

The number one master in this server, Yī Xiào Nài Hé. In this game, being called the number one master wasn’t just about having a high level; one had to have strong equipment, be a fierce PKer, operate precisely, and most importantly, have plenty of money.

所以芦苇微微第一次见到一笑奈何，忍不住一眼冒红心，一直冒金币。大神啊！偶像啊！有钱人啊！

So, when Lúwěi Wēi wēi first saw Yī Xiào Nài Hé, she couldn't help but have heart eyes and gold coins popping up. Oh God! An idol! A wealthy person!

微微跑下桥去，打了个笑脸：“奈何兄久仰了，你叫我啊？”一笑奈何“嗯”了一声，然后系统提示微微：一笑奈何加你为好友。

Wēi wēi ran down the bridge and greeted with a smiley face, “Brother Nài Hé, I’ve heard a lot about you; were you calling for me?” Yī Xiào Nài Hé replied with a soft “Mm,” and the system prompted Wēi wēi: Yī Xiào Nài Hé added you as a friend.

微微连忙点了同意，顺便加上了一笑奈何。一笑奈何可不是这么容易加的，顶级高手们的好友开关都是常年关闭的，微微有时候加的人多了，也会关闭一下。

Wēi wēi quickly clicked to agree and added Yī Xiào Nài Hé. It wasn’t easy to get added by him; top masters had their friend requests turned off most of the time. Wēi wēi would sometimes disable hers if she got too many friend requests.

一笑奈何片刻后发消息来：“你觉得这场婚礼怎么样？”微微囧，难道大神也是来八卦的？微微很外交地回复：“很盛大啊。”

After a moment, Yī Xiào Nài Hé sent a message: “What do you think of this wedding?” Wēi wēi was stunned; could it be that the god was also here to gossip? Wēi wēi diplomatically replied, “It’s quite grand.”

一笑奈何：“那你想不想要一个更盛大的婚礼？”微微呆。一笑奈何：“跟我结婚吧。”

Yī Xiào Nài Hé: “Do you want an even grander wedding?” Wēi wēi was taken aback. Yī Xiào Nài Hé: “Marry me.”

微微觉得，幸好自己今天没有在喝水，不然显示器估计又要被喷了。微微心有余悸的把手边的茶杯放远点，看向屏幕。

Wēi wēi thought to herself, luckily she wasn't drinking water today; otherwise, her monitor would have been sprayed again. With a lingering fear, Wēi wēi pushed her teacup a bit farther and looked at the screen.

屏幕上，一笑奈何的人物还是安静的站在柳树下，几分飘逸，几分洒脱。微微看了半晌，发过去：“大神……你被盗号了么＝ ＝”

On the screen, Yī Xiào Nài Hé stood calmly under the willow tree, looking graceful and untroubled. After watching for a while, she typed: “God… have you been hacked＝ ＝”

一笑奈何显然不是很欣赏微微的幽默，难得的发了个“默”的表情：“你有没有看官网的最新消息，关于夫妻PK大赛的。”微微：“等等，我去看下。”

Yī Xiào Nài Hé clearly didn’t appreciate Wēi wēi's humor; he replied with a rare “Silence” expression: “Did you check the latest news on the official website regarding the Couple PK Competition?” Wēi wēi: “Wait, let me check it out.”

微微打开官网，一眼就看到页首“夫妻PK大赛”几个大字。快速的浏览了一下，大致有了了解。夫妻PK大赛，顾名思义，就是以夫妻为单位进行的PK大赛。

Wēi wēi opened the official website and immediately saw the large text at the top reading “Couple PK Competition.” After quickly browsing, she gained a rough understanding. The Couple PK Competition, as the name suggests, is a PK competition held for married couples.

报名的玩家夫妻先在本服PK，每个服务器的前三名可以得到一定的奖励，然后每个服务器的第一名在全服PK，前三名可以得到超级奖励，第一名的奖励更是丰富得让微微垂涎三尺。

The participating player couples first compete within their server, and the top three from each server can receive certain rewards. Then, the first-place winner from each server goes on to compete in the entire server, with the top three receiving super rewards, with the first-place reward being so rich it made Wēi wēi drool.

微微：“你找我结婚就是为了这个PK大赛？”一笑奈何：“嗯。”微微：“汗，为什么找我啊？”

Wēi wēi: “You’re looking to marry me just for this PK competition?” Yī Xiào Nài Hé: “Mm.” Wēi wēi: “Sweating, why me?”

一笑奈何也不废话：“你是唯一上PK榜前十的女玩家。”微微有点心动了，这位奈何先生可是很强的，PK榜上第一，财富榜上第一，武器和宠物都是神级的。

Yī Xiào Nài Hé, not wasting time, replied simply: “You’re the only female player in the top ten of the PK leaderboard.” Wēi wēi felt a little tempted; this Nài Hé guy was indeed strong—ranked first in PK, first in the wealth leaderboard, with god-level weapons and pets.

如果和他联手，本服的第一起码有一半的把握。但是她第一次结婚是为了任务，难道第二次结婚是因为PK？

If she teamed up with him, they could at least secure half the chance of being the best in the server. But her first marriage was for a quest; was her second marriage going to be for PK?

微微忍不住黑线。不过话说回来，如果不是为了任务，不是为了PK，她又干吗去跟个陌生人结婚呢？而且奖励那么丰厚……

Wēi wēi couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed. But on the other hand, if it weren’t for a quest and not for PK, why would she marry a stranger? And the rewards were so plentiful…

微微一咬牙：“结吧！”既然下了决定，微微就很爽快，“走，我们组队去月老那。”

Wēi wēi bit her lip: “Let’s get married!” Since she made the decision, Wēi wēi was brisk, “Come on, let’s team up and go to Yue Lao.”

“等等。”微微问：“怎么？”难道她答应太爽快，奈何先生反而被吓跑了——不过显然不是像微微想的那样。

“Wait a minute.” Wēi wēi asked: “What?” Did she agree too readily, and Mr. Nài Hé got scared off? — But clearly, it wasn’t that.

一笑奈何说：“我需要准备一下，三天后，八点。”微微一愣，打字飞快：“准备什么？”一笑奈何：“婚礼。”

Yī Xiào Nài Hé said: “I need to get ready. Three days later, at eight.” Wēi wēi was taken aback and typed quickly: “Prepare for what?” Yī Xiào Nài Hé: “For the wedding.”

微微：“公证一下就好啦，只是为了比赛结婚，不用太隆重吧？”

Wēi wēi: “A simple notarization will do; we’re just getting married for the competition, no need to make it too extravagant, right?”

一笑奈何：“不行，我一笑奈何的婚礼怎么可以随便。”微微：“……”

Yī Xiào Nài Hé: “No, how could my wedding, Yī Xiào Nài Hé’s, be casual.” Wēi wēi: “……”