微微抢亲？

晚上八点整。

8 PM sharp.

红衣女侠背着大刀威风凛凛的站在长安城朱雀桥上。

The woman in red, a valiant knight, stood proudly on the Zhuque Bridge in Chang'an, carrying a large sword on her back.

这是结婚时花轿必经之处。

This is a place that wedding sedans must pass through.

《梦游江湖》里结婚可以很豪华可以很朴素，当初微微和真水结婚就很朴素，去月老那公证了一下。那时候大家都穷嘛，而且是为了任务而结婚的，不必太在意形式。

In "Dreaming of the Jianghu," weddings can be quite luxurious or very simple. When Wei Wei and Zhen Shui got married, it was quite modest; they just went to the matchmaker for a quick notarization. Back then, everyone was poor, and they were getting married for a mission, so there was no need to care too much about the formalities.

而今天真水和小雨妖妖结婚的场面无疑是超豪华的。

However, today, the wedding between Zhen Shui and Xiao Yu Yao Yao is undoubtedly extravagant.

上百发的礼花，锣鼓开道，八人抬花轿游街，高级酒楼包场婚宴，据说婚宴现场每人还会派发888金的红包。

With over a hundred fireworks, drums beating, an eight-person team carrying the bridal sedan through the streets, and a lavish banquet at a high-end restaurant, it's said that guests at the wedding will receive red envelopes containing 888 gold each.

游戏里早就为了这场婚礼议论纷纷了，毕竟小雨妖妖名气在那，而真水无香也不是无名之辈。据说这事连别的服的玩家都惊动了，还有人注册了小号来看婚礼的。

The wedding had been the talk of the game for some time; after all, Xiao Yu Yao Yao is famous, and Zhen Shui Wu Xiang is no stranger to many. It’s said that even players from other servers were stirred up by this event, with some creating new accounts just to watch the wedding.

朱雀桥上，红衣女侠继续一动不动的站着，身影单薄，表情肃杀。

On Zhuque Bridge, the knight in red stood motionless, her figure slender, her expression grave.

此时此刻，世界频道已经炸了。

At this moment, the world channel erupted.

『世界』[花吹花雨]：大家看到没有，我看见真水无香的前妻站在朱雀桥上！

『World』[Hua Chui Hua Yu]: Did you all see it? I see Zhen Shui Wu Xiang's ex-wife standing on Zhuque Bridge!

『世界』[莪愛伱]：看见了，我看见了。

『World』[Wo Ai Ni]: I saw it, I saw it.

『世界』[伤心桥下春波绿]：看见了，叹息，我觉得她的背影好悲伤。叹世间，从来只见新人笑，哪曾见得旧人哭。

『World』[Shang Xin Qiao Xia Chun Bo Lu]: I saw it. Sigh, I think her silhouette looks so sorrowful. In this world, we only see the joy of the newlyweds, but where have we seen the old ones cry?

『世界』[哦呵呵]：我靠，又见火星文，老子最讨厌火星文。

『World』[O He He]: Damn, more "Martian" language, I hate that the most.

『世界』[◎olo◎]：早就看到了，我就站在她边上，哇塞，今天有热闹看了！我觉得她要抢亲。

『World』[◎olo◎]: I've seen it a long time ago, I'm standing right next to her, wow, today there's something to watch! I think she’s here to steal the groom.

『世界』[一贱九州寒]：支持芦苇微微抢新郎！！！小雨妖妖归我！！！

『World』[Yi Jian Jiu Zhou Han]: Supporting Lu Wei Wei to steal the groom!!! Xiao Yu Yao Yao belongs to me!!!

『世界』[莪愛伱]：吙煋攵怎仫啦，地浗攵很叻鈈起仫，伱煋浗歧視。

『World』[Wo Ai Ni]: Что ты говоришь, тебе не стоит так думать, ты неЕ способна на такое!

『世界』[巧克力奶茶]：支持芦苇微微抢新郎！一贱滚一边去，小雨妖妖是我的！

『World』[Qiao Ke Li Nai Cha]: Supporting Lu Wei Wei to steal the groom! Yi Jian, go away, Xiao Yu Yao Yao is mine!

『世界』[哦呵呵]：……

『World』[O He He]: ……

接着打抱不平的出来了。

Then some people came out to speak up.

『世界』[anny]：虽然小雨妖妖是美女，可是我也要说，这事她做得不地道，抢人家老公还这么招摇，不怕天谴哦。

『World』[anny]: Although Xiao Yu Yao Yao is a beauty, I have to say, what she’s doing isn’t right, stealing someone’s husband and being so ostentatious, isn’t she afraid of heaven’s wrath?

『世界』[霹雳叫哇]：是啊，芦苇微微人挺好的，满仗义的。

『World』[Pi Li Jiao Wa]: Yeah, Lu Wei Wei is a good person, quite chivalrous.

『世界』[伤心桥下春波绿]：你看芦苇，伤心得一句话都不说。

『World』[Shang Xin Qiao Xia Chun Bo Lu]: Look at Lu Wei, so heartbroken she can't even say a word.

『世界』[稻草520]：第三者。。。卿本佳人。。。。。。何必呢。

『World』[Dao Cao 520]: The third party... you were originally a beauty... why do this?

『世界』[小雨妖妖不要脸108]：嘿嘿，为什么这么招摇，抢了人家的老公当然要出来现现啊，小雨妖妖不要脸不要脸不要脸不要脸不要脸不要脸不要脸，不要脸……（脏话被系统屏蔽）

『World』[Xiao Yu Yao Yao Bu Yao Lian 108]: Hehe, why be so ostentatious? When you steal someone’s husband, of course you want to show off! Xiao Yu Yao Yao is shameless! Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! (Profanity blocked by the system)

这个“小雨妖妖不要脸108”是小雨妖妖的死对头，不知道有什么深仇大恨，平时没事都会出来骂几句。

This "Xiao Yu Yao Yao Bu Yao Lian 108" is Xiao Yu Yao Yao's arch-nemesis. It’s unclear what deep-seated hatred they have, but she often comes out to insult her.

据说也被杀过很多次，但是越杀越勇，被禁言了就重新注册，ID后面的数字就代表被禁次数。

It’s said she has been killed many times, but the more she’s killed, the braver she becomes. Whenever she is muted, she simply registers a new account, with the number at the end representing how many times she has been muted.

此人一出，小雨妖妖的亲友团也忍不住了。

Once she spoke out, Xiao Yu Yao Yao's friends couldn’t hold back anymore.

『世界』[小雨霏霏]：那个不要脸闭嘴！还有，谁说妖妖是第三者，不要太看得起自己了，够格让我们妖妖做第三者吗！！！

『World』[Xiao Yu Fei Fei]: That shameless one, shut your mouth! And who says Yao Yao is the third party? Don’t overestimate yourself, do you even qualify for Yao Yao to be the third party!!!

『世界』[小雨青青]：谁要来抢亲试试啊，不要以为上了PK榜就了不起，我们小雨家族都在这里，就怕人不敢来呢！

『World』[Xiao Yu Qing Qing]: Who dares to try and steal the groom? Don’t think being on the PK list is impressive; our Xiao Yu family is all here, we just fear no one dares to come!

『世界』[wsn]：上PK榜的女人肯定是巨型恐龙，真水的选择没错。

『World』[wsn]: A woman on the PK list is definitely a giant dinosaur; Zhen Shui's choice is correct.

随着世界频道炸频，人民群众纷纷跑往朱雀桥。

As the world channel exploded with comments, the crowds hurried to Zhuque Bridge.

贝微微从洗手间里出来，走到自己的电脑前，就看到这么一副景象。红衣女侠的周围重重叠叠挤满了人，但很有默契的在女侠周围空出一个圈，让女侠孤独的，背影凄凉的站在中间。

Bei Wei Wei walked out of the restroom and returned to her computer, witnessing the scene. Surrounding the knight in red were layers of people, but they tactfully left a circle empty around her, making her stand alone, her back lonely and desolate.

然后周围那些人头顶不停的冒出字来，频率最多的是——“支持芦苇微微抢亲！支持芦苇微微抢亲！支持芦苇微微抢亲！”

Above the heads of the crowd, words kept popping up, the most frequent being—“Supporting Lu Wei Wei to steal the groom! Supporting Lu Wei Wei to steal the groom! Supporting Lu Wei Wei to steal the groom!”

微微目瞪口呆。

Wei Wei was stunned.

她不过是上了游戏，然后站在朱雀桥上，去上了个厕所，最多不过五分钟，发生了什么事了？

She had just logged onto the game, stood on Zhuque Bridge, and merely went to the restroom for at most five minutes; what on earth had happened?

对，游戏中的确是可以抢亲的，不过一来要交纳系统巨额的费用，二来要连续PK三场全赢，最后还要得到被抢对象的同意。

Yes, in the game, it is indeed possible to steal the groom, but first, one must pay a huge fee to the system, second, win three consecutive PKs, and finally obtain the consent of the person being stolen.

要是对方不同意，还是判定抢亲失败，所以除了被爱冲昏头垂死挣扎的，脑残才去抢亲。

If the other party does not agree, it’s still considered a failure, so only those completely lost in love would recklessly attempt a groom theft.

她到底干了什么让大家误会她要抢亲啊？

What had she done to make everyone misunderstand her intention to steal the groom?

微微满脸黑线的看来看去，心里琢磨着如果她现在狂奔而去的话，会不会被这群八卦的群众判定成伤心泪奔？

Wei Wei’s face was dark as she looked around, pondering if running wildly towards this group of gossiping crowd would be interpreted as heartbroken tears flowing down.

微微一边在奔与不奔之间挣扎，一边点着跳个不停的好友栏，都是朋友们来询问怎么回事的，微微一个都没回复，统统关闭。

Caught in her struggle between running or not running, she glanced at the jumping friend list, filled with friends inquiring about what was happening; Wei Wei didn’t reply to a single one and closed them all.

帮派频道里也是议论纷纷，男的多数支持真水的，女的多数支持微微，还有人劝微微不要想不开，都是一个帮的，别做得太绝。

The guild channel was also bustling with activity; most men supported Zhen Shui, while most women supported Wei Wei, with some even advising Wei Wei not to think too much, reminding her they were all part of the same guild, so not to take it too far.

这时好友栏又跳起来，微微点开，来信人是真水无香。他大概也有点火了，语气并不客气。

At this point, the friend list jumped again; this time she clicked it open, and the sender was Zhen Shui Wu Xiang. He was probably a bit upset as his tone was not polite.

“怎么回事，你昨天不是很爽快吗？而且我也给你补偿了，你自己不要的。”

“What’s going on? Weren’t you quite happy yesterday? And I compensated you, but you didn’t want it.”

微微欲哭无泪，无力的敲字回过去：“同学，我只是来……看……热……闹……而……已……”

Wei Wei felt like crying without tears, weakly typing back: “Classmate, I just came to... watch... the... excitement... and... that’s... all...”