被抛弃了

Abandoned

“微微,来忘情岛,我们把婚离了。”

"Weiwei, come to Forgetfulness Island; we are getting a divorce."

贝微微一上游戏,就看见游戏里的“老公”真水无香发过来这样一条消息。

As soon as Bei Weiwei logged into the game, she saw a message from her in-game 'husband,' Zhen Shui Wu Xiang: 'Weiwei, come to Forgetfulness Island. We’re getting a divorce.'

微微不由有点傻眼。不是吧,不过是宿舍宽带坏了修了半个月,才这十几天的功夫,就“情变”了?

Weiwei was taken aback for a moment. Seriously? The internet in the dorm was down for half a month, and in just these few days, they’re having a 'love crisis'?

微微老半天才回过去:“为什么呀?”

After a long pause, Weiwei replied, "Why?"

真水无香:“微微,抱歉了,原因你别问了,我送你一套仙器装备做为补偿。”

Zhen Shui Wu Xiang said, "Weiwei, I'm sorry. Don't ask about the reason; I'll give you a set of immortal gear as compensation."

还有赡养费?微微有点发囧。“不用了啦。”

And alimony? Weiwei felt a bit embarrassed. "No need for that."

游戏里结婚本来就当不得真的,当初会和真水无香结婚,也是为了做任务,有个任务只能夫妻去做,于是帮派里的单身男女们纷纷结婚,真水无香发了条消息问微微能不能和他结婚,微微想了想就同意了。

Marriage in the game wasn't meant to be serious. At the time, marrying Zhen Shui Wu Xiang was just to complete a quest that could only be done by couples. Hence, the singles in the guild married one after another. Zhen Shui Wu Xiang sent a message asking if Weiwei could marry him, and after some thought, Weiwei agreed.

到现在结婚也有半年了,虽然微微从不肉麻兮兮的老公来老公去,一直直呼真水的名字,但是合作默契,并肩做战多了,似乎也有点革命感情了。

Now it's been half a year since the marriage. Although Weiwei has never been the type to call her 'husband' sweetly, always referring to Zhen Shui by name, they have developed a certain chemistry from fighting side by side.

然而游戏嘛……

However, it's just a game...

微微回消息过去:“我马上就过去。”

Weiwei replied, "I'll be there right away."

微微游戏里的人物“芦苇微微”骑上马,开始向忘情岛奔去。

The character 'Reed Weiwei' in the game hopped on her horse and set off toward Forgetfulness Island.

“芦苇微微”是一个一身劲装的红衣女侠。

"Reed Weiwei" is a red-clad heroine in a powerful outfit.

微微玩的这款《梦游江湖》游戏是目前市场上最热的武侠网游之一,其实这款游戏其他方面并没有什么突出之处,唯独美工非常强大,角色也特别多,男女角色各有18个可供选择。

The game 'Dreaming Through Jianghu' that Weiwei plays is one of the hottest martial arts MMORPGs on the market. In fact, it doesn't stand out in other aspects, but its artwork is exceptionally strong, and it features a wide array of characters, with 18 male and female options each.

微微选择的红衣女侠是比较少有人选的,倒不是说女侠外表不漂亮,而是因为她的武器是一把巨大的刀。

The red-clad heroine that Weiwei chose is relatively rare among selections, not because the character isn't beautiful, but because her weapon is a massive sword.

巨大的刀,比起优雅的翠玉笛子,比起舞动的雪白丝带,比起秋水如泓的软剑,比起峨嵋刺,实在很没美感,很没女人味,所以选择的女孩子很少,但是微微喜欢,微微觉得很彪悍,很符合她的形象。

The massive sword lacks the elegance of a delicate jade flute, the grace of dancing snow-white ribbons, the softness of a flowing water sword, and the finesse of an Emei thorn. Thus, few girls choose it. However, Weiwei appreciates it, finding it fierce and fitting her image well.

跑到忘情岛,两人一起喝下忘情水,系统宣布:“芦苇微微”与“真水无香”感情破裂,宣布离婚,从此男婚女嫁各不相干。

They hurried to Forgetfulness Island, where they both drank the potion of forgetfulness. The system announced: 'Reed Weiwei' and 'Zhen Shui Wu Xiang' have had a romantic fallout, thus announcing their divorce, from henceforth remaining separate in marriage.

真水无香要给微微一套仙器装备,微微点了取消,没有接受,发了个笑脸,红衣女侠很豪迈的走掉了。

Zhen Shui Wu Xiang wanted to give Weiwei a set of immortal equipment, but Weiwei clicked to cancel, did not accept it, sent a smiley face, and left boldly as the red-clad heroine.

结果第二天中午,微微吃完午饭上线,帮派里交情比较好的一个女孩子雷神妮妮就发消息过来:“微微,怎么回事?你和真水离婚了?听说他晚上八点要和小雨妖妖结婚哎!”

The next day at noon, after finishing lunch, Weiwei logged on, and a girl from the guild, who had a good relationship with her, Thunder God Nini, sent a message: "Weiwei, what's going on? Did you and Zhen Shui get divorced? I heard he’s going to marry that Little Rain Demon at eight o’clock tonight!"

微微:“……”

Weiwei: "......"

雷神妮妮:“真的离了啊?”

Thunder God Nini: "Did you really get divorced?"

微微:“是啊。”

Weiwei: "Yes."

雷神妮妮:“好可惜哦,真水人满不错的,没想到也会为色所迷啊,不过那个小雨妖妖的确满漂亮的哦。”

Thunder God Nini: "What a pity, Zhen Shui is really quite a catch. I didn't expect him to be swayed by looks, but that Little Rain Demon is indeed very pretty."

妮妮所说的漂亮当然不是指游戏人物,而是指现实中的。

Of course, Nini isn't referring to the game character, but to the one in reality.

三个月前,游戏公司举办了一次玩家真人秀评选活动,得票前三的玩家会得到高级套装,小雨妖妖凭着几张照片,一段视频,以超高的人气夺冠,这事立刻就轰动了微微所在的服务器,小雨妖妖也成为本服众色狼垂涎的目标。

Three months ago, the game company held a reality show selection event for players. The top three players by votes would receive high-end gear. Little Rain Demon, with just a few photos and a video, won the championship due to her immense popularity. This immediately caused a sensation in the server where Weiwei played, and Little Rain Demon became the target of envy among many guys in the game.

“前夫”转眼就娶了别的女人,虽然和真水只有一些革命感情,微微还是忍不住郁闷了,用头磕桌子(这孩子郁闷就这样……),大喊:“不带这样的,以貌取人啊!!!!!”

The 'ex-husband' married another woman in the blink of an eye. Although Weiwei and Zhen Shui had only some revolutionary feelings, she couldn't help but feel down and banged her head on the table (this child deals with her frustrations like this...). She exclaimed, "This isn't fair; judging people by looks is wrong!!!!"

这句话微微不是在游戏里喊的,而是在宿舍里,于是微微立刻被上铺用枕头砸了。

This line was not shouted in the game, but in the dormitory, so Weiwei was immediately hit with a pillow from the upper bunk.

“贝微微!你这个名副其实的大美女还这么喊,我们还要不要活了。”

"Bei Weiwei! You, the true beauty, are still shouting like this? Do we want to live anymore?"

的确,贝微微是美女,而且是超级大美女。可是美女也分好多种的,有优雅型的,有知性型的,有甜美型的,有温柔型的,有贤淑型的……

Indeed, Bei Weiwei is a beauty, and a super beauty at that. However, there are many types of beauty; some are elegant, some are intellectual, some are sweet, some are gentle, and some are virtuous...

还有微微这种——花瓶型的……

And there's also Weiwei, who is of the 'vase' type...

虽然微微一直好好学习天天向上努力向学识型靠了,然而……

Though Weiwei has been diligently studying hard every day, aspiring to be knowledgeable, yet...

美艳的眉眼,勾人的眼波,永远嫣红的唇色,火爆的身材,贝微微就算穿着理工大学那套很挫的校服出去,也不会有人觉得她真是名牌大学的大学生。

With her mesmerizing eyes, captivating gaze, eternally rosy lips, and a fiery figure, even if Bei Weiwei wears that awkward uniform from the University of Science and Technology, it wouldn’t make anyone believe she truly is a prestigious university student.

微微想起了生平恨事,继续用头磕桌子。

Weiwei recalled her lifelong grievances and continued banging her head on the table.

电脑里雷神妮妮继续八卦:“以前听说小雨妖妖要嫁给等级榜上的那谁,没想到会跟真水一起哎,不过前阵子常常看见真水和她一起练级。”

On the computer, Thunder God Nini continued to gossip: "I heard once that the Little Rain Demon was going to marry that guy from the rankings. I didn't expect her to end up with Zhen Shui. But not long ago, I often saw Zhen Shui leveling up with her."

果然是在她不在的时候发展了“奸情”,微微发了个黑乎乎烧焦的表情过去。

Sure enough, it was during her absence that they developed an 'affair.' Weiwei sent a dark, charred expression in response.

“其实也不怪真水拉,微微啊,其实……”

"Actually, you can't blame Zhen Shui, Weiwei..."

“其实什么?”微微磕完桌子了,拿起茶杯喝水,单手打字。

"What do you mean?" After banging her head on the table, Weiwei picked up her teacup and sipped from it while typing with one hand.

“其实……你操作这么强大,PK榜上排第六,而且从来不问男的要装备,其实大家都怀疑你是人妖哎!”

"Actually... with your strong skills, ranking sixth on the PK list, and never asking men for equipment, everyone actually suspects you're a shemale!"

“噗!”微微把水喷显示屏上了。

"Pfft!" Weiwei sprayed water all over the screen.